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Old 07-12-2005, 03:43 AM
Jessica Alba



The godness gets a big ass Yay from me. She is extremely hot.
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Old 07-12-2005, 07:32 AM
Uber huge YAY from me, shes hot and also a pretty good actress
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Old 07-12-2005, 09:20 AM
the hottest woman on da planet.extremely hot a very huge yay.loved her in fantastic 4 and sin city she's great,post more pictures,plus better ass than j.lo.
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Old 07-12-2005, 12:44 PM
Me-OW!
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Old 07-12-2005, 02:22 PM
Acting skills are lacking, but man is she UBER hot!

So YAY.
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Old 07-12-2005, 10:12 PM
I developed a small obsession over her after I saw Idol Hand for the first time.
YUM YUM YUM YUMMITY YUM!
The biggest YAY I can give out.
Please call me Jessica. Im cool like Fonzie
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Old 07-13-2005, 12:50 AM
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Originally posted by poopontheshoes7
I developed a small obsession over her after I saw Idol Hand for the first time.
YUM YUM YUM YUMMITY YUM!
The biggest YAY I can give out.
Please call me Jessica. Im cool like Fonzie
Idle hands is where I first saw her. I think she was only 16 at the time, but I could not stop looking at her.
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Old 07-13-2005, 01:48 AM
A solid Yay

Has tremendous charisma and screen presence. It'll be interesting to see if that translates into real talent and skill as she develops. She seems willing to learn and apply herself, so I have real hope.

And, of course, is staggeringly, astoundingly, knee bucklingly beautiful. The kind of woman wars were once started over.
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Old 07-13-2005, 02:00 AM
Re: A solid Yay

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Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
Has tremendous charisma and screen presence. It'll be interesting to see if that translates into real talent and skill as she develops. She seems willing to learn and apply herself, so I have real hope.

And, of course, is staggeringly, astoundingly, knee bucklingly beautiful. The kind of woman wars were once started over.
Mr. Turgidson.

How goes the fight, good sir?
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Old 07-13-2005, 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by Grebdron
Idle hands is where I first saw her. I think she was only 16 at the time, but I could not stop looking at her.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and postulate that when it comes to images of Jessica Alba, most guys' Hands are anything but Idle.

With that being said, though... I give her a mild YAY. She's nothing special in the acting department yet, but she can improve, and like everyone's thinking - sweet DAMN, what a bod!
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Old 07-13-2005, 11:12 PM
YAY!

She's amazing. Her and Keira Knightly need to do a porno. They could pull it off with a good script. They're both perfect looking, and good actresses. It may be the first porno to win an Oscar...or at least an MTV award.

I'm bored by the way.
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Old 07-13-2005, 11:41 PM
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Originally posted by Bonham
YAY!

She's amazing. Her and Keira Knightly need to do a porno. They could pull it off with a good script. They're both perfect looking, and good actresses. It may be the first porno to win an Oscar...or at least an MTV award.

I'm bored by the way.
Keira Knightley needs to put on a few pounds.

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Old 07-14-2005, 01:21 AM
Without a doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world! Words do not do any justice to how drop gorgeous she is. Though I did like her back in her Dark Angel days, I'm only know starting to really love her! Oh and she's a pretty good actress. Everyone who has said that she was miscast in The Fantastic Four is WRONG! I loved her in it! HUGE YAY!
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Old 07-14-2005, 10:07 AM
That picture is now my desktop.
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Old 07-14-2005, 06:04 PM
I imagine if God was a woman, she would be completely obsessed about her image because she knew she'd never be quite as attractive as Jessica Alba.


Seriously, do I even need to say it? Yay.
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Old 07-22-2005, 05:06 PM
Alright, I just read Jessica's Rolling Stone cover story, and it's gotten ridiculous.

I am now completely obsessed with her. I knew she had looks, but the article proved she was also a completely cool girl.

I can now add her to my already impressive list of girls that I will never truly be happy unless I marry them:

1. Zhang Ziyi
2. Jessica Alba


Yep...

P.S. I bumped this one instead of the older one because this thread has a nicer picture.
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Old 07-22-2005, 05:10 PM
I read that article to Bob. Great article indeed. Was it the one when she said she thought that god like booty of hers was a little to big?
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Old 07-22-2005, 05:33 PM
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Originally posted by bob
P.S. I bumped this one instead of the older one because this thread has a nicer picture.
You just like looking at her ass.
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Old 07-22-2005, 05:35 PM
Well duuuuuhhhhh he just likes lookin' at her ass! So do I!

LOL.
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Old 07-23-2005, 12:51 AM
You're both right!!!!

And, yeah, it was the one that started off with the ass comment....
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Old 07-23-2005, 12:54 AM
She is incredible. Beyond any doubt. YAY!!
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Old 07-24-2005, 03:28 PM
Did anyone see that BK comercial when that guy was feeding to cardboard cutout of her from Fantastic 4?
Funny shit.
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Old 08-03-2005, 11:10 AM
Got a minute?

I KNOW I'm gonna hear it, but I thought I should mention this about good old Alba here.

I read on MSN Entertainment about a month ago that Alba and her friends were hanging out in an LA nightclub and Tobey Maguire (your friendly neighborhood Spider Man) saw her. Being a big fan of hers (for more reasons than one), he went over to talk to her.

Now the report said that Tobey has put on some poundage in between the Spider Man movies and it was somewhat obvious. When he introduced himself, this bitch blew him off AND THEN made fun of him as he left.

Who is this broad to belittle anyone?

When did she achieve ANY status that she believes she can belittle ANYONE?

Is it her rich listing of acting roles?
Stinking up the screen in "Honey"?
Humping a f*&^ing pole in "Sin City"?
Disappearing in the "Fantastic Four"?
Or that frontal freakin' lobotamy on TV called "Dark Angel"?

Beauty don't make you right, and even if Tobey Maguire is the biggest asshole on the planet (I don't know him to be, I'm just saying) , what gives her the right to play him out like that?

She should stop listening to her agent and PR people because there's just so many people you can service in Hollywood to get your roles before they get tired of your Alba ass and you end up on a shitty reality show. (The magic 8-Ball says "Her Future Is Certain")

If you want to let me have it, you are welcome. I'm just sick of these "plastic, sculpted" chicks in Hollywood that are propped up to seem as though their shit doesn't stink and their farts smell like bakery fresh cinnamon rolls.

Let's keep it real.

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Old 08-03-2005, 11:28 AM
She can be the biggest bitch in the world for all I care!!! I still wanna bang her
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Old 08-03-2005, 02:54 PM
When has anything reported by IMdB, WENN, MSN, yahoo, etc., etc. been the whole story?

It's possible that happened, yeah, but it's also possible she just said hi and then left abruptly. Reporters eat that shit up.

Based on every interview I've read with her, it seems like she's basically in love with everyone, even her fans. So she'd probably give Spider-Man the time of day.

Got a link to the article, by chance?
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Old 08-03-2005, 03:26 PM
So hot it makes me want to cry. Bad actress, but she's still muy caliente!
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Old 08-13-2005, 07:09 AM
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Originally posted by poopontheshoes7
She can be the biggest bitch in the world for all I care!!! I still wanna bang her
I hear that!
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Old 08-30-2005, 10:01 AM
She'd get it... Yay from me.
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  #29  
Old 09-01-2005, 12:36 AM
Biggest YAY of the century.

Jessica has recently become my latest celebrity "thing."

I swear I get turned on every time I look at her.

Indescribably hot!
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Old 09-12-2005, 02:05 PM
She's definately one piece of ass... Good screen presences, but not an astounding actress by any means... Still think Keira and Angelina are hotter, but she's 3rd in line!
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Old 10-24-2005, 06:53 AM
Beautifull girl. Sexy as hell.

But I can't stand the little bitch. Plastic and fake as they come. HATE HER. That being said I'd still give her a good tuning.

Kiera and Scarlett still out in front.
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Old 10-29-2005, 01:37 PM
My 3rd favorite, after Scarlett and Keira.
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  #33  
Old 10-31-2005, 05:26 AM

There isn't an actress in the world that I detest more than her.

The biggest fucking NAY I can muster.

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Old 10-31-2005, 10:43 PM
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Originally posted by Hannibal21
There isn't an actress in the world that I detest more than her.

The biggest fucking NAY I can muster.





Nah, it's cool, really. I think she's beautiful and I think she has the talent and potential to be great. But the world would be a boring place if we all agreed.

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Old 11-06-2005, 05:35 PM
Nay!
I don't think she's a good actress and she always reminds me of one of those girlfriends of disney's Joe Carioca..

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Old 11-08-2005, 07:30 PM
Overrated!!

Alba is WAY WAY WAY WAY overrated.

One big fat hairy ugly NAY from me.








..... I'd still hit it though!
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Old 12-29-2005, 02:11 PM
NAY.

Till I see FFN and buns. And talent. INTO THE BLUE was a crap.
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