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Old 10-26-2003, 10:40 AM
VIVA LA BAM!

Anyone else drooling over this show that premieres tonight on MTV? I loved Jackass, so much that I recorded every episode. I have all of the CKY Movies, starring Bam, I have the movie he directed called 'Haggard'. I am so excited that tonight is finally here. I saw a commercial for this like over a month ago and thought today would never get here. Im a huge fan of Bam, and Brandon, and Random Hero (Ryan Dunn) and the rest of the group, and will definitely be taping all of the episodes of this show. Cant wait!
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Old 10-26-2003, 10:05 PM
Funny shit. First Bam made is dad go through a hell day by building a firepole in his house, putting meat in his toothpaste tumb, ironing on hamburgers to his clothes, putting hydrolics in the van, and finally fucking the van itself up. But ole Bam buys his dad a good ole new car. After that, Phil and Apirl go to Atlantic City, and when they are gone Bam puts skateboard ramps inside the house and builds a couple on the outside. My personal dream...
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Old 10-26-2003, 10:21 PM
Funny stuff, but I have the feeling that after watching all the stuff Bam gets away with, I don't think he was punished much as a child...
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Old 10-26-2003, 10:33 PM
Hey, I wasn't punished enough as a child, and look how I turned out.

"Mom! Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
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Old 10-27-2003, 12:05 AM
I loved it. Laughed my ass off the entire show. I was wishing it was longer than a half hour though. Everything just seemed rushed and really really edited down. Still loved it though!


VIVA LA BAM!
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Old 10-29-2003, 07:21 PM
i LOVED this show. However i felt WILD BOYZ sucked! I also own all the CKY dvd's and CD's (that band is bad ass... it features Bams Brother Jess Margera)

I have a question: I saw Haggard on the shelves at best buy this past week, but i was reluctant to pick it up (which ultimately i didnt). Is it a good disk?? what is it exactly? thanks
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Old 10-29-2003, 09:07 PM
Haggard is hilarious. If you like CKY movies, like me, you'll love it. Its about this guy, played by Random Hero (Ryan Dunn) who's girlfriend Glauren (Jenn Rivell, Bams real life wife) gets fingered by a guy named Hellboy (Rake Yohn). Ryan hears a rumor that they actually had sex, so he gets his friends Valo (Bam, the name a tribute to one of the greatest bands ever, HIM,) and Falcone (Brandon Dicamillo) to spy on her and find out the truth. Along the way Falcones cousin (Raab Himself) helps out. Pick it up, I recommend it. I bought it for $22 freakin dollars at the local skate shop because no one in town had it. It was worth it though, its hilarious.


Also, the songs are all by HIM or CKY, so its got an awesome soundtrack.
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Old 10-29-2003, 09:39 PM
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Originally posted by jackson13
Haggard is hilarious. If you like CKY movies, like me, you'll love it. Its about this guy, played by Random Hero (Ryan Dunn) who's girlfriend Glauren (Jenn Rivell, Bams real life wife) gets fingered by a guy named Hellboy (Rake Yohn). Ryan hears a rumor that they actually had sex, so he gets his friends Valo (Bam, the name a tribute to one of the greatest bands ever, HIM,) and Falcone (Brandon Dicamillo) to spy on her and find out the truth. Along the way Falcones cousin (Raab Himself) helps out. Pick it up, I recommend it. I bought it for $22 freakin dollars at the local skate shop because no one in town had it. It was worth it though, its hilarious.


Also, the songs are all by HIM or CKY, so its got an awesome soundtrack.
remember when Brandon ( I think it was him) he ate tons of chocolate laxatives and ran down the road naked and started to crap while running, pretty sick shit
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Old 10-29-2003, 09:49 PM
Yeah, that was Raab though. The box said eat 1 and he ate 18. It was so disgusting yet I laughed my ass off.
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Old 11-03-2003, 12:07 AM
Bumping this to discuss tonights show and also ask a question.

The question: what is the song Bam is singing along to at the beginning? It goes: "Im gonna give you what you need......"


Ok, tonight, did anyone feel sorry for Phil? I did. Poor guy, its like all he has in life other than torture from his son is food, and Bam takes it from him. I understand his reasons, Phil being immensely fat (the weight scale said 'error' for cryin out loud!) but he coulda at least made him eat healthy food all day or something.

What really bothered me about tonight was Don Vitos toe. That was about the sickest most pain inducing thing I've ever seen. I was gripping my own big toe imagining the pain. Sick, sick, sick.



CANT WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK!
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Old 11-03-2003, 01:58 PM
that dont feedd phil was fuckin hilarious. I was rolling on the ground laughing. When they wouldnt even feed Raab because he was with phil! Im just wondering why all the food shops took it THAT fuckin seriously!

Don Vitos toe... almost made me ralph. Its almost makin me ralph right now thinkin about it!
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Old 11-03-2003, 06:19 PM
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Originally posted by SkyNet
i LOVED this show. However i felt WILD BOYZ sucked! I also own all the CKY dvd's and CD's (that band is bad ass... it features Bams Brother Jess Margera)

I have a question: I saw Haggard on the shelves at best buy this past week, but i was reluctant to pick it up (which ultimately i didnt). Is it a good disk?? what is it exactly? thanks
Yes Wild Boyz was utterly dissapointing. In other words, IT SUCKED!
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Old 11-03-2003, 07:16 PM

I love this show! Another great CKY moment is the 80 MPH Shit. Rabb sticks his ass out of a van window going 80 MPH and takes a shit! You have to see it to believe it!
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Old 11-03-2003, 08:50 PM
i think this show is awesome very funny. also, did anyone else think that don vito taking his toe nail off was the most putrid thing ever? i did!
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Old 11-03-2003, 11:06 PM
all of Don Vittos toes looked bad and infected, that was just gross. This shows hilarious too bad for Wild Boys, maybe itd work for Animal planet but it just aint working for MTV.
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Old 11-05-2003, 12:09 PM

The show was funny, I cought it and it had allready started but what I saw was hilarious in a disgusting and amusing way.

I just dont understand what its about. Are we going to follow this family around doing all their crazy things? Or was it just this episode? Who or what is Bam?

Oh by the way that thing with Vitos toe nail, is the most disgusting thing that I have ever ever ever seen on tv! That thing looked fucking putrid! And when he pulled the whole nail out it didnt even hurt him because it was so infected!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! It made me want to hurl...worst of all he kept smelling it! I think he actually enjoyed smelling that thing! Then he said he wanted to make a necklace out of it cause it was a "nice toenail" What the fuck.

If the rest of the show is going to be this amusing Ill watch it.
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Old 11-05-2003, 11:05 PM
All I know is that nearly every year of football in school I ended up losing one or both big toe nails and they never looked anywhere close to that friggin nasty. Of all the shit they've done on all the Jackass and CKY they've done I've never been that disgusted. I mean you know its bad when they are all dry heaving at the smell of it.

I learned the reason my his family puts up with all the shit Bam puts them through. The house is his. I caught an old episode of Cribs where they visit a bunch of the Jackass crew's homes (or truck as the case may be for Chris Pontius).
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Old 11-11-2003, 08:15 PM
This show is FUCKING AWESOME


God I love Bam and his group of fuck ups.

When they told his friend that they would be using "digtial bees" I was dying of laughter.

The whole castle/draw bridge/moat idea was genius!
I love this stupid shit


Compton Ass Terry LOL

Cant wait for next weeks episode where they go to Vegas and Don Vito gets into a fight and one of his friends gets a mail-ordered bride.
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Old 11-11-2003, 09:07 PM
I still can't believe Phil didn't eat for a whole day!!
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Old 11-11-2003, 09:19 PM
That joke they pulled on Rake with the bees was the meanest damn thing I have ever seen.



And I laughed my ass off.


Next week looks great as well. I hope this show continues forever, unlike Jackass, which ran its course.
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Old 11-11-2003, 10:26 PM
Rake is pry the smartest of the group. He has like a degree in sciene or some shit. He is very very intelligant (unlike me, cuz i think i spelled intelligant wrong!)

Funny as show Sunday! It was great how Bams Grandma got pissed and left! I was rolling!
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Old 11-11-2003, 10:55 PM
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Cant wait for next weeks episode where they go to Vegas and Don Vito gets into a fight and one of his friends gets a mail-ordered bride.
Thats Raab Himself, Matt Damons nephew.

Sundays episode was Brilliant with a capital B, Compton Ass Terry was funny as hell did you hear Phill tell one of his relatives "That peace sign around his kneck means hes gangsta" lol. Grandma is a nut man she was just sitting in the bushes, why do old people do that when they are upset?
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Old 11-12-2003, 03:04 AM
LOL, I love this show. The CKY guys are great and the episodes are just getting funnier and funnier.

I had nightmares about Don Vito's big toe... my god, man. My god.
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Old 11-12-2003, 09:21 AM
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LOL, I love this show. The CKY guys are great and the episodes are just getting funnier and funnier.

I had nightmares about Don Vito's big toe... my god, man. My god.
I think Don Vito just didnt take care of his toes and they became infected or something because I know Ive lost a couple toenails to know that shit was rotten

CKY is great, I only have one question, who is the girl whos running around naked all the time like when they are jumping on the trampoline, like in one scene she jumps from the roof of the van and falls on the trampoline.

Jen Rivell is so hot!
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Old 11-12-2003, 01:51 PM
What days is this show on?

I get MTV Canada, I'm not even sure if that station gets this show yet.
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Old 11-12-2003, 02:02 PM

This show is on Sundays at around 11:00 am (well where I live anyways)

I loved Bams grandma going ballistic!

When she said "You can put that in you stupid MTV movie!" I was busting up in laughter!

Grandma: "This whole family is crazy!"

Bam: "Shes right"

This show may be stupid and dumb, but it sure makes me laugh.
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Old 11-12-2003, 02:43 PM
Totally agreed

This show is the dumbest shit, but I would choose to watch it over The West Wing and Law and Order LOL
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Old 11-12-2003, 02:43 PM
we need to make a rule for this thread: NO MORE MENTIONING DON VITOS TOE NAIL! every time i hear someone mention it my stomach turns and i wanna ralph!
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Old 11-12-2003, 02:57 PM

I'll be watching when it finally hits British shores...whenever that is?
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Old 11-12-2003, 04:48 PM
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Originally posted by spacemonkey
This show is on Sundays at around 11:00 am (well where I live anyways)

I loved Bams grandma going ballistic!

When she said "You can put that in you stupid MTV movie!" I was busting up in laughter!

Grandma: "This whole family is crazy!"

Bam: "Shes right"

This show may be stupid and dumb, but it sure makes me laugh.
lol she said Ed TV movie lol. Mum Mum is funny. Kinda reminds me of my own grandma.
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Old 11-12-2003, 04:51 PM
Anyone else think they should cancel Punkd and give this time slot to Bam and the gang and give them an extra hour? I prefer Bam over that piece of shit Ashton.
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Old 11-12-2003, 07:38 PM
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Originally posted by NuclearMisfit
Anyone else think they should cancel Punkd and give this time slot to Bam and the gang and give them an extra hour? I prefer Bam over that piece of shit Ashton.
I don't really think that Wild Boyz is going to make it. It doesn't have the 'kick' that makes me want to watch it.
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Old 11-13-2003, 08:08 PM
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I don't really think that Wild Boyz is going to make it. It doesn't have the 'kick' that makes me want to watch it.
yeah Wildboys is pretty lame, and I see that they enlisted Knoxville to help, so he might can save ratings.
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Old 11-14-2003, 07:41 PM
I'm watching it right - The Don't Feed Phil episode - it is so hilarious. This show is great. All these types of shows are!
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Old 11-17-2003, 03:20 PM
Anyone see last sundays episode? The fat and the furious was priceless and Don Vito's and Phil's makeover was hillarious.
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Old 11-17-2003, 07:31 PM
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Anyone see last sundays episode? The fat and the furious was priceless and Don Vito's and Phil's makeover was hillarious.
Great episodes although I really wish it was longer, this is the only show on MTV right now that I like.
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Old 11-17-2003, 09:10 PM
man, this show is really fucking rocking the house. seeing phil and don vito get tortured it priceless.
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Old 11-17-2003, 09:45 PM
Why cant I have parents like Phill and Ape? Bam has the coolest family and atleast they arent like the blasted Osbournes.

I like how Raab got married last night and everything he said to the Russian mail order bride she answered with What? I liked how Bam was messing with Don Vito like they made a bedroom out of a closet in the hotel and put Vito in it.
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Old 11-18-2003, 07:37 PM
great show, one of the funniest things on TV right now. Sunday nights episode was pretty funny with the Russian bride, and Bam dying Don Vito's hair blue.
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Old 11-23-2003, 10:04 PM
Tonight was funny, but not as good as the other shows previously. The tunnel thing reminded me too much of CKY whatever one it was, when they dug the hole for Phil to mow into.

I liked Apes car though, I'd love to drive that thing. I think she liked it too. Phil being turned into a Smurf was pretty funny. The end was dumb though, with the air chamber.


Next week looks great though, turning the house into an ice skating rink and lighting it up like a real life Clark W. Griswold house. Sweet!
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