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Gisele shags Austin? Apr. 14, 2008
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Source: Boston

Gisele Bundchen Boston.com has apparently learned that spicy Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen may be following in the footsteps of Elizabeth Hurley, Heather Graham and Beyonce Knowles as the token smoking hottie in an upcoming fourth installment of the AUSTIN POWERS franchise. The big news, however, is that there's a fourth AUSTIN POWERS happening!?! When the frak did this happen? Sure, there were whispers about this a couple of years ago but since then, there's been quite literally nothing mentioned as follow-up. Still, if this is true, you gotta hand it to Mike Myers. The guy knows how to pick'em. Especially when, at the very least, Myers will get her into incredibly skimpy outfits, several situations involving overt and rather ridiculous sexual innuendos and most likely full-on naked a couple times.

Extra Tidbit: Bet you thought "Gisele Bundchen Ass Waxer" was a job too perfect to really exist?

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WalterKovacs
2:11PM on 04/15/2008
Holy shit!! She does have a big ass neck!! Like E.T.!!
Holy shit!! She does have a big ass neck!! Like E.T.!!
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MrKong
8:44AM on 04/15/2008
I never noticed it before, but you could make a brand new Mini-Me using Ms Bundchen's neck alone!
I never noticed it before, but you could make a brand new Mini-Me using Ms Bundchen's neck alone!
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theotherness
5:51AM on 04/15/2008
ENOUGH Austin Powers movies already!! I really enjoyed the first one, liked the second one, had some laughs with the third - but for the sake of his career, and for the sake of finally breaking out of wearing makeup ...
ENOUGH Austin Powers movies already!! I really enjoyed the first one, liked the second one, had some laughs with the third - but for the sake of his career, and for the sake of finally breaking out of wearing makeup or voicing things in order to be funny (i.e. WHEN THE HELL IS 'The Keith Moon Story' GOING TO BE MADE?!), I'm wholeheartedly AGAINST this.
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mathuVSmathu
10:24PM on 04/14/2008
i'm down... it won't be the...ermm..."Genius" that the first is...but i guess don't really care...i wonder who will the new Myers character be?... maybe he can play an african american henchman in this one..
i'm down... it won't be the...ermm..."Genius" that the first is...but i guess don't really care...i wonder who will the new Myers character be?... maybe he can play an african american henchman in this one..
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WalterKovacs
9:44PM on 04/14/2008
Goddamn, they pay someone for that. The dude rubbing her ass is probably a fruit anyway so he doesn't get off on that kind of stuff. I, on the other, would most likely be ejected from the set and have charges filed ag...
Goddamn, they pay someone for that. The dude rubbing her ass is probably a fruit anyway so he doesn't get off on that kind of stuff. I, on the other, would most likely be ejected from the set and have charges filed against me considering my penchant for ass-biting. I can't help myself. As far as the movie goes, no thanks. I'll stick with part 1.
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giselle
FrogSimmons2
6:20PM on 04/14/2008
she is a most unpleasant person- completely full of herself and so "superior" it's disgusting.

that said, TAKE IT OFF, BABY!
she is a most unpleasant person- completely full of herself and so "superior" it's disgusting.

that said, TAKE IT OFF, BABY!









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