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Greatest Line Ever Mar. 28, 2007
Source: YouTube
by: Ben Barna

Recently the Academy used a nifty little ad campaign to drum up publicity for their meek, little-seen awards show known as the Oscars. Posters were released that featured classic lines from the annals of movie history. We liked. However, once y’all check out the video below, you’ll realize that the Academy’s marketing team botched this job big time by not including John Barrowman’s poignant, poetic ad-lib in the direct-to-video classic, SHARK ATTACK 3: MEGALODON. Props to director David Worth for leaving it in. Your time will come, my friend.

Extra Tidbit: This line has sparked on long-running thread on a form on Empire Magazine's website.

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Big Daddy on Mar 29 2007, 12:21:41 AM writes:
I'M GOING
...to rent this movie right now. This is what happens when top notch actors bring their creative A-Game.
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brentage5000 on Mar 28 2007, 9:48:03 PM writes:

Suddenly I have an indelible urge to rent this movie and model myself after that character.
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Burgerking on Mar 28 2007, 7:07:43 PM writes:
THE FOLLOWING SCENE
The following scene better be porno or this movie is the biggest letdown EVER
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momo on Mar 28 2007, 1:39:41 PM writes:
ROBBED!!!
SHARK ATTACK 3: MEGALODON was robbed!!! Casablanca, eat your heart out--this is what REAL classic lines sounds like. HAHAHAHAHA.
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RASkytle on Mar 28 2007, 11:09:53 AM writes:

Oh god I love Megalodon! The entire movie is cheesey gold from beginning to end. The special effects alone are spectacular.
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bigd23 on Mar 28 2007, 9:40:45 AM writes:

YES!!! That just made my day! I'm going out right now to rent the movie!!!
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randychico on Mar 28 2007, 3:31:48 AM writes:

Ahh yes... B-Movie goodness... and yes, totally from left field, unexpected, no relation to whatever is going on.. only on joblo...
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GroundlessNFree on Mar 28 2007, 3:18:00 AM writes:

I just didn't see it coming. I'm expecting a bad shark pun and then...I mean, is this a bad shark film or a bad porno? Is this done in all seriousness? I know, I'm really wired. I can't stop laughing. Thanks from all of us JoBlo fans who haven't seen the thread over at Empire.
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Rohan on Mar 28 2007, 2:59:44 AM writes:
TOTALLY CLASSIC
Totally Classic Line. Will we see what he says in the movie? Just curious... lol

Rohan
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BarryShaft on Mar 28 2007, 2:25:01 AM writes:
IN A WORD.
Brilliant. It's almost like he stops half way through completely ashamed of the writers...but trudges on like the soldier he is.
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