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Hasselhoff the Ninja? Sep. 17, 2008
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Source: Variety

In truly one of the more bizarre stories I've reported on in the last few years, it seems that a sequel to the 1997 Chris Farley film BEVERLY HILLS NINJA has been given the greenlight and will star David Hasselhoff? Yup, BEVERLY HILLS NINJA 2 will begin filming on October 6th with Hasselhoff, Lucas Grabeel (HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL) and Lin Chiling set to star. The film will follow an orphaned boy who wants to be a ninja but gets mixed up with a crime syndicate while searching for his parents. Hasselhoff's character is named (wait for it....) Ansel LaDouche and is described as being an evil action movie superstar. The movie has little or nothing to do with the Farley original other than it has a vaguely similar plot and writer of the original Mitch Klebanoff will return to direct. Why they're bothering to remake a movie that wasn't very good to begin with (even star Chris Rock called it the "worst piece of shit") is beyond me. We'll have a chance to ask those questions and more when the start of production press conference takes place on October 4th in South Korea where the film will be shot. Seriously.

Extra Tidbit: WTF to the Nth degree.

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Obmulap
4:23PM on 09/19/2008
And the studios wonder why no one is going to the movies.
And the studios wonder why no one is going to the movies.
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Can i borrow some money?
Kyler_Durden
11:13AM on 09/18/2008
I need to buy a gun to blow my brains out. if they realllllllly want to make this film.... release it in Germany only. Only Germans give a shit about the Hoff.
I need to buy a gun to blow my brains out. if they realllllllly want to make this film.... release it in Germany only. Only Germans give a shit about the Hoff.
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first robocop, now this...
buddha
1:32AM on 09/18/2008
i was hoping if i clicked on "this is a bad idea" a number of times it would glow redder than the others. the original is a chris farley classic. dumb, stupid fun, pure popcorn flick. i anxiously await a special editi...
i was hoping if i clicked on "this is a bad idea" a number of times it would glow redder than the others. the original is a chris farley classic. dumb, stupid fun, pure popcorn flick. i anxiously await a special edition, holy schnikes !!

hasshole the actor? that drunk moron? this will only cement the fact his acting career is over, period. cameos as himself eating burgers in movie spoof films is all he should do now.

remaking robocop, and now a sequel to ninja...what is the 3rd sign of the coming apocalypse?
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anomaly7
10:33PM on 09/17/2008
LMAO. That is all.
LMAO. That is all.
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darqjade
Mister_NOIR
9:21PM on 09/17/2008
I could sit through this only if I smoked so much pot that I couldn't physically get off the couch and didn't fall asleep for some reason.

This is...Goddamn, what the fuck did I just read? This shit is ...
I could sit through this only if I smoked so much pot that I couldn't physically get off the couch and didn't fall asleep for some reason.

This is...Goddamn, what the fuck did I just read? This shit is seriously more farfetched than that April Fool's Day when JoBlo announced that David Fincher was gonna direct Ei8ht.
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GioFace
5:26PM on 09/17/2008
fuck movie companies and their need to cash on past titles instead of making new stand alone films, not to mention this sounds like utter shite.

if they can make a sequel to a 11 year old movie whose ma...
fuck movie companies and their need to cash on past titles instead of making new stand alone films, not to mention this sounds like utter shite.

if they can make a sequel to a 11 year old movie whose main actor died, they can make a sequel to anything. BRING ON The Adventures of Pluto Nash 2!!!
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Poopy-Underwear
2:41PM on 09/17/2008
My god... This could not be any more random.

Guess he got tired of America's Got Talent.
My god... This could not be any more random.

Guess he got tired of America's Got Talent.
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Dead as History
1:29PM on 09/17/2008
FUCK?!!?
FUCK?!!?
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Poor Lin Chiling
studboi69
1:10PM on 09/17/2008
She went from becoming Taiwan's equivalent of Jessica Alba (and starring in John Woo's war epic "Red Cliff) to a [link] piece of feces starring the Hasshole, who ...
She went from becoming Taiwan's equivalent of Jessica Alba (and starring in John Woo's war epic "Red Cliff) to a [link] piece of feces starring the Hasshole, who continues to baffle me to this day.
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darqjade
12:31PM on 09/17/2008
...frogs will fall from the sky, locust will plague us and the rivers will run red as blood.... no amount of pot could make me sit through this.
...frogs will fall from the sky, locust will plague us and the rivers will run red as blood.... no amount of pot could make me sit through this.
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Leloup
11:19AM on 09/17/2008
Hey Maverick027 if there's a chance of seeing that burger scene in the big screen I'd pay for the ticket!
Hey Maverick027 if there's a chance of seeing that burger scene in the big screen I'd pay for the ticket!
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Maverick027
10:53AM on 09/17/2008
Talk about the pinnacle of bad movie night right here. Back to back: Uwe Boll's Postal followed by the 'hoff in Beverly Hills Ninja 2. I would have to be SOOO plastered to actually sit through that. And then I could h...
Talk about the pinnacle of bad movie night right here. Back to back: Uwe Boll's Postal followed by the 'hoff in Beverly Hills Ninja 2. I would have to be SOOO plastered to actually sit through that. And then I could have an excuse for throwing up all over the place... "it wasn't the alcohol, it was the movies."

Oh, and they should include the video of Hasselhoff eating that hamburger in the DVD extras.
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You're kidding... right?
ActionFan81
10:40AM on 09/17/2008
This sounds more like a straight to DVD flick which I wouldn't bother looking for.
This sounds more like a straight to DVD flick which I wouldn't bother looking for.
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JasonAdams
10:34AM on 09/17/2008
Was I the only one secretly hoping for an AMERICAN NINJA update with the Hoff and Michael Dudikoff?

Hasselhoff and Dudikoff. I can see the poster already.
Was I the only one secretly hoping for an AMERICAN NINJA update with the Hoff and Michael Dudikoff?

Hasselhoff and Dudikoff. I can see the poster already.
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1980's child
pimpdaddyb
10:11AM on 09/17/2008
As a definite 80's child, Hasselhoff + ninjas = I'M THERE!!! everything else associated with this movie may as well not exist. And as for "Ansel LaDouche"? LaTouche!!
As a definite 80's child, Hasselhoff + ninjas = I'M THERE!!! everything else associated with this movie may as well not exist. And as for "Ansel LaDouche"? LaTouche!!
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