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Obmulap
on Sep 19 2008, 4:23:50 PM writes:
And the studios wonder why no one is going to the movies. |
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 Kyler_Durden
on Sep 18 2008, 11:13:24 AM writes:
CAN I BORROW SOME MONEY?
I need to buy a gun to blow my brains out. if they realllllllly want to make this film.... release it in Germany only. Only Germans give a shit about the Hoff. |
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 buddha
on Sep 18 2008, 1:32:08 AM writes:
FIRST ROBOCOP, NOW THIS...
i was hoping if i clicked on "this is a bad idea" a number of times it would glow redder than the others. the original is a chris farley classic. dumb, stupid fun, pure popcorn flick. i anxiously await a special edition, holy schnikes !!
hasshole the actor? that drunk moron? this will only cement the fact his acting career is over, period. cameos as himself eating burgers in movie spoof films is all he should do now.
remaking robocop, and now a sequel to ninja...what is the 3rd sign of the coming apocalypse? |
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anomaly7
on Sep 17 2008, 10:33:12 PM writes:
LMAO. That is all. |
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Mister_NOIR
on Sep 17 2008, 9:21:05 PM writes:
DARQJADE
I could sit through this only if I smoked so much pot that I couldn't physically get off the couch and didn't fall asleep for some reason.
This is...Goddamn, what the fuck did I just read? This shit is seriously more farfetched than that April Fool's Day when JoBlo announced that David Fincher was gonna direct Ei8ht. |
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GioFace
on Sep 17 2008, 5:26:47 PM writes:
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fuck movie companies and their need to cash on past titles instead of making new stand alone films, not to mention this sounds like utter shite.
if they can make a sequel to a 11 year old movie whose main actor died, they can make a sequel to anything. BRING ON The Adventures of Pluto Nash 2!!! |
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Poopy-Underwear
on Sep 17 2008, 2:41:09 PM writes:
My god... This could not be any more random.
Guess he got tired of America's Got Talent. |
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Dead as History
on Sep 17 2008, 1:29:33 PM writes:
WHAT THE
FUCK?!!? |
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studboi69
on Sep 17 2008, 1:10:27 PM writes:
POOR LIN CHILING
She went from becoming Taiwan's equivalent of Jessica Alba (and starring in John Woo's war epic "Red Cliff) to a sure-to-be-direct-to-DVD piece of feces starring the Hasshole, who continues to baffle me to this day. |
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darqjade
on Sep 17 2008, 12:31:36 PM writes:
...frogs will fall from the sky, locust will plague us and the rivers will run red as blood.... no amount of pot could make me sit through this. |
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In truly one of the more bizarre stories I've reported on in the last few years, it seems that a sequel to the 1997 Chris Farley film BEVERLY HILLS NINJA has been given the greenlight and will star David Hasselhoff? Yup, BEVERLY HILLS NINJA 2 will begin filming on October 6th with Hasselhoff, Lucas Grabeel (HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL) and Lin Chiling set to star. The film will follow an orphaned boy who wants to be a ninja but gets mixed up with a crime syndicate while searching for his parents. Hasselhoff's character is named (wait for it....) Ansel LaDouche and is described as being an evil action movie superstar. The movie has little or nothing to do with the Farley original other than it has a vaguely similar plot and writer of the original Mitch Klebanoff will return to direct. Why they're bothering to remake a movie that wasn't very good to begin with (even star Chris Rock called it the "worst piece of shit") is beyond me. We'll have a chance to ask those questions and more when the start of production press conference takes place on October 4th in South Korea where the film will be shot. Seriously.
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