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ScreenCaps: Bachelorette

Bachelorette If this was supposed to be the female version of THE HANGOVER it definitely missed the mark when it came to nudity. Bottom line: There was way more penis in THE HANGOVER than there were tits in BACHELORETTE. Still, I had some fun with this movie. All the women are complete scumbags. Sorry there's not as many caps as I thought there was going to be. They swear a lot,...

ScreenCaps: Katy Perry: Part of Me

Katy Perry It's okay to admit you're in love with Katy Perry. This is the grand revelation I had while watching this movie. Sure, I'm not her target audience, and yes, this might sound kind of creepy coming from a 38-yr-old drunk dude, but there's just something unique and oddly down to earth that makes me want to hang out with her forever. If we make out for a while, so be it.

ScreenCaps: Olga Kurylenko

Olga Kurylenko Olga is quickly becoming one of the most mentioned women in my brain. Powering through 'Magic City' last week made this happen. She so exotic and smooth to the touch. So I heard. Anyway, check her out below in CENTURION and the aforementioned 'Magic City' which will be back in March of 2013.

ScreenCaps: Courtney Cox in The Longest Yard

Courtney Cox You gotta love those "holy shit" moments in life. I watched Courtney Cox for 38 years on 'Friends' (or however long that show was on) and never once thought she had a rack worth mentioning. Then this scene was unleashed and slapped my nuts over my shoulder. Where in the hell did these things come from? More importantly, why have they been put back into hibernation? I...

ScreenCaps: Salma Hayek & Eva Mendes

Salma Hayek & Eva Mendes I really wish ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO was a better movie. It's the continuation of one of my favorite action films of all time (DESPERADO) and stars two of the hottest woman I will ever lay eyes on. Mediocrity was not an option. Oh, well. I also threw in some shots from THE OTHER GUYS just for shits and giggles. Enjoy.

ScreenCaps: Black Heaven

Black Heaven Search the foreign section of Netflix long enough and you'll come across a naked hottie eventually. Things I learn from working on Movie Hotties. Here we have the sensual Louise Bourgoin, who reminds me of a trashy Monica Bellucci, acting all mysterious and sexy every moment she has on screen. I beat around the bush because I didn't actually have time to watch the...

ScreenCaps: Jennifer Love Hewitt in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

Jennifer Love Hewitt The generation is quickly approaching that will never experience the perfection of JLH's breasts. I feel spoiled for the fact that I've got to watch her basically grow up on on television and film. I wanted to make sure to document this fact in at least one more article before this column disappears forever (which will be soon). She will always be one of the...

ScreenCaps - Single White Female 2: The Psycho

Single White Female 2: The Psycho I love coming across sequels I never knew existed to movies I used to like. At first I'm all "Awesome! I always wanted a sequel to this movie!" And then I press play and watch for 15 seconds before I can't take the horribleness. Take SWF2 for example. If you make it past the opening conversation between Brooke Burns and Kristen Miller you...

ScreenCaps: Tomcats w/ Shannon Elizabeth & Jamie Pressly

Tomcats This movie was lost in the shuffle of all the AMERICAN PIE wannabes in the early 2000s. This one actually had Shannon Elizabeth though, and it still kind of sucked. The hottest moments come from ladies I've never heard of while Jamie Pressly gets caught up in an hour-and-a-half sight gag and Shannon just beats dudes up. Jerry O'Connell rules.

ScreenCaps: Jennifer Lopez stretching in Gigli

Jennifer Lopez Stretching in Gigli This is my very first experience with GIGLI. I took a chance that there would be some quality screens to be capped and I was not disappointed. In fact, all I needed was one scene. As for the film, jeez, I'm a big fan of the 'Fleck but there's no denying the abomination he delivers in this garbage. So here's hoping you've never put yourself...

ScreenCaps - Heather Graham in Killing Me Softly

Killing Me Softly I wanted to do a Anne Hathaway themed ScreenCap article for you today but Netflix Canada has 4 of her movies, and 2 of them are animated. So I found this little gem with one of my all time favorite hotties. Enjoy Heather Graham and all the freaky shit she does in this film.

ScreenCaps: Sofia Vergara & Kate Upton in The 3 Stooges

The 3 Stooges I had no idea Sofia Vergara was even in this. Or Larry David. I was fully expecting to cap my ass off with shots of Kate Upton sporting that holier-than-holy-shit bathing suit. We get to see it for 3 seconds. Snookie and the rest of the Jersey ass-hats are in this movie 600 times more than Kate Upton. I'm sorry.

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