I'm done. 138 Water has found the perfect way to market things and they will not f*cking stop until they have literally had every attractive girl in the entire world pose sexily for them and their stupid agua. It's working, though. Through these sexy ass pictures, my strength fails and my temptations give in and I upload these stories, furthering the advertising and possibly their sales. Who knows, though? With this kind of advertising, model Amanda Cerny and all her infinite hotness could be selling used toilet paper and I'd be like, "Yeah! That looks healthy!" and I'd buy it in bulk just because of the boobies and the booty and the happy feeling I get when I look at the pictures. Hopefully, this doesn't do away with my love of Dasani or Aquafina or anything. But, who am I kidding? I drink soda and beer. Water's for suckers. And really, really hot models, apparently.
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