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3 Looks: Charlize Theron

Apr. 23, 2008by: Cush


Charlize Theron is one of those hot chicks that has an Oscar. So you feel a little bit less guilty about having a thing for her. It's all fine and dandy getting your swerve on to Hillary Duff, but it's embarrassing when you talk about it with your friends. And I like to discuss my celebrity crushes with friends. At least with Theron you can be all "well she has an Oscar, so eat it", which is nearly always a better come-back than "so's your face".

Is she the hottest ever Oscar-winner? That would be a tough call, and one that I'm not going to make. But she'd definitely have a shout. Definitely.

#3 "Joleen" in SLEEPWALKING



The drama follows an 11-year-old girl's (AnnaSophia Robb - what's with that chick's double first name?) struggle to come to terms with her mother's abandonment.

I haven't actually seen this film yet, but damn it if she doesn't look cute in those promos. She's played about with her hair in her career, but that's just a good, solid look, ain't it? Plus, if she's spending most of this film stood next to Nick Stahl, you know she's gonna look fucking fantastic by comparison. I'm not saying he's unattractive, but if I saw him on a full-moon night with a couple of beers in me, I'd probably beat him to death just to be on the safe side.

#2 "Aeon Flux" in AEON FLUX


Aeon Flux (Theron) is a mysterious assassin working for the Monicans, a group of rebels trying to overthrow the government. When she is a sent on a mission to kill the Chairman, a whole new mystery is found. It might sound a bit like ULTRAVIOLET. It's about as dumb too.

Yeah, as Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter, and a ton of other hard-ass chicks have taught us: broads who kick ass are hot. You'd think it would be an affront to your masculinity, but turns out, nope, you still want to get it on with them. Only difference is you're probably not leading with that story about how you kicked one guy's ass, since, you know, she's probably kicked the asses of five men before breakfast.

#1 "Mary Ann Lomax" in THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE


A hotshot lawyer (Keanu Reeves) gets more than he bargained for when he learns his new boss is Lucifer himself (Al Pacino). I bet you never knew even the devil over-acts sometimes.

I don't want to say this is flat out on of the hottest looks ever, but I'm pretty sure her hair and her lips and her eyes and her tits speak for themselves. You probably start to feel bad for Keanu Reeves for getting all mixed up with the devil, but then you realise he's been fucking a chick that looks like THAT and he probably deserves it.

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