Julia Roberts has a huge ass mouth, but in some miracle of biology everything that is assembled around it makes it work. Sometimes, particularly in movies where she laughs a lot, I fear that she might irresponsibly swallow a cast-member, but most of the time I just end up sitting there, checking her out. You can't deny it - she's a knockout.
#3 - "Joanne Herring" in CHARLIE WILSON'S WAR
A drama based on a Texas congressman Charlie Wilson's covert dealings in Afghanistan, where his efforts to assist rebels in their war with the Soviets have some unforeseen and long-reaching effects. It's supposed to be a true story, but let's just say artistic liberties are abound.
If Roberts had more screen time there's a good chance this would be bumped. As is though, her performance in this flick is basically just her being a bitch to Amy Adams, engaging Tom Hanks in a quickie, and climbing magnificently out of a swimming pool in a bikini.
Not that those are so terrible, but you know.
And you can check said bikini magnificence out in our video section:
#2 - "Samantha Barzel" in THE MEXICAN
Brad Pitt, a man in debt, tries to transport an ancient gun called The Mexican, believed to carry a curse, back across the border, while his girlfriend pressures him to give up his criminal ways. Only other interesting thing is that James Gandolfini plays a gay hit man.
I would not date this chick for a huge pot of money and an infinite set of blowjob vouchers, but damn it if she doesn't look cute. Although if past experience is anything to go on, the more bat shit insane a chick is, the more - shall we say - adventurous she is in the sack. And where I come from that's a major positive.
#1 - "Vivian Ward" in PRETTY WOMAN
Richard Gere needs an escort for some social events, and hires a beautiful prostitute played by Julia Roberts. Your girlfriend makes you watch it on a yearly basis, and when she isn't making you watch it she's yammering on about it.
Of course it's PRETTY WOMAN. If nothing else for the fact that she was somewhat wide-eyed and uncorrupted at this point. It's the same deal with looking back at Cameron Diaz in THE MASK. And not that the chick doesn't look good. Whether it's the wig or the trademark big big big hair, she's always hot in this damn movie.
Truth is, Roberts has looked awesome so many times, that I'm almost certainly wrong here. Please, accept my peace offerings...
I also kinda wanted to add her look in HOOK, but for some reason it felt wrong...