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Battle of the Babes #12

Jul. 24, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

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Last week, the votes came piling in for which one of the OG Batman love objects was the hottest. Michelle Pfeiffer took in a record 15 votes while Nicole Kidman vamping it up as Chase Meridian got a not-too-shabby 10. Throw in one sympathy vote for Basinger and you've got yourself a weenie roast. Plump when you watch 'em. This week, let's try on some different shades but keep up the line of thought that older women are still sexy. Which one of the following is your favorite hot ass cougar?

Laura Linney

I'd never really given all that much thought to Linney until I watched her in YOU CAN COUNT ON ME. Something about her adulterous MILFness was touching, even if the boss she was screwing was Matthew Broderick. Laura's amped up her hotness over the years since then, coming to a gorgeous fruition in such films as THE NANNY DIARIES and THE SAVAGES. I get the feeling that this is one cougar who would scratch the f*ck out of you in bed.

Julianne Moore

There is no finer red head in Hollywood than Ms Moore. True, there are younger ones who have their own hotness secured, but Moore just radiates this deep confidence that runs parallel to a relateable vulnerability. When appearing nude from the bottom down in SHORT CUTS, I couldn't help but wonder if she tasted like cinnamon. Yeah, I know they call red heads "gingers" but something tells me that she's a hell of a lot more flavorful than that.

Mary Louise Parker

What I love about Mary Louise Parker is that she's top-tier quality wrapped in a package that resembles your next door neighbor. Looking at her, you get to see all the angles of her beauty, constantly getting surprised. But she's not so gorgeous that she'd be frightening to approach. Parker looks like the kind of woman that you could tell a dirty joke to and get a laugh instead of a look of disgust. As her Showtime series "Weeds" continues to gain in popularity, hopefully we'll get a chance to see her in some more suggestive roles, and not just relegated to playing the dutiful girlfriend or wife. Although she's not bad at that either.

Alrighty, you know the drill.... Who's your favorite cougar?

Extra Tidbit:	Oh, and by the way... Blame this site for distracting me this afternoon and getting stories out late.

Source:	IMDB

Tags:	Battle of the Babes, Julianne Moore, laura linney, mary louise parker, michelle pfeiffer, nicole kidman

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mac berg

9:03PM on 05/20/2011

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Julianne Moore... Easily.

shaolinfunk

9:29PM on 07/31/2008

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Louise

ApatowFan

1:49AM on 07/29/2008

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Give me the hot Weeds mom any day of the week

Crazy Dud

1:53AM on 07/26/2008

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NO CONTEST

Julianne Moore

beatrixkiddo

8:33PM on 07/25/2008

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Parker.

CriticalAcclaim

7:54PM on 07/25/2008

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I have Two Votes.

Julianne Moore And Mary Louise Parker.

drc5145

3:18PM on 07/25/2008

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Dammit...I was set to pick Moore but then Louise-Parker was thrown into the mix. Moore has looked great and acted well in movies like Magnolia and The Fugitive. Parker has done the same in Weeds...

...Can I call it a tie?

Alfamale

10:07AM on 07/25/2008

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Moore, Moore, Moore...

Julianne Moore is far and away the winner IMHO. Best looking, hottest body, and most talented of the three. (How about some more shots of Ms. Moore?)

Besides, whenever I see Linney, I have visions of her as the teenage daughter in "Mommy Dearest." And aside from Weeds, MLP conjures images of "Fried Green Tomatoes." (GHAAA! Chick flicks that I never should've seen! It burns!)

ragekorne

8:25AM on 07/25/2008

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All 3 are really great. Love Moore in Boogie Nights (who doesnt?), Love Mary in Weeds.........but my vote goes to Laura Linney.

That woman is so incredibly sexy to me it's almost ridiculous. I'd choose her over certain "younger beauty" choices most guys would take. I'm dead serious when I say I'd take Linney over someone like Jessica Alba. Sue me.

Linney is a freakin fantastic actress who, the more I think about it, may just be my one of my favorite actresses EVER. The woman chooses great roles for the most part and exudes pure sexiness. I pretty much fell for her in Primal Fear where she was a tough yet sexy career woman. Plus she's usually a brainiac in most of her films. Smart chicks do it for me......even if in other articles I give props to the hotness of Jessica Simpson.

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JJDR

7:37AM on 07/25/2008

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Wow, this one is complicated. I love Moore and Linney.
But I saw Moore in a Starbucks in NY and she�s absolutely stunning.

Julianne more is the winner for me.

misanthrope666

4:32AM on 07/25/2008

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Julianne Moore!

Justu

2:57AM on 07/25/2008

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Julianne Moore all the way even though Mary Louise Parker is really cute my vote still goes out to Moore.

MovieSamurai

1:12AM on 07/25/2008

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Linney, she's a fox

WalkAway

12:50AM on 07/25/2008

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Moore! She never ages...

Zombie Boy

11:09PM on 07/24/2008

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MLP, without a doubt. She's right in line with Illeana Douglas and Lauren Graham. *sigh*

tubbsred

9:11PM on 07/24/2008

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Tough call this week. I'd hit all of em but my vote goes to Laura Linney, an amazing actress and she is beyond beautiful, hard to beat. Mary comes in a very close second though.

annihilist

8:32PM on 07/24/2008

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oh man, i was all set to pick the lovely Ms. Moore, and then you threw in the beacon of beauty and grace that is Mary Louise Parker. she's like the anti-Sarah Jessica.

i have no choice, i gotta go with Mary. she is just too damn hot. it's those eyes...those magnificent dark, brown eyes; the way she smiles when she's afraid...i better stop before i begin evoking cheesy song lyrics.

Mary, I love you.