Of course, "The Cleavage" of the title, as it pertains to JoBlo.com and any of its subsidiaries, can only refer to that of JoBlo.com patron saint Salma Hayek. She was recently on German talk show "Wetten Dass?" during Oktoberfest displaying such stunning cleavage (have those puppies gotten bigger?), it seems, as shown in the picture above, that she had everyone around here absolutely baffled by its magnitude. Wow. Just, wow.