Kate Beckinsale was last seen talking to some doctor about a dilemma of hers, should she return to the UNDERWORLD fanchise? "Of course you should" said Dr. Whitey, "everyone wants to see you back, kickin' arse in that tight black leather suit. Sure, that butchy Rhona Mitra was OK but please Kate, you have to return, think of the children!" Beckinsale then added that she did not like the fact that the next movie was planned to be in 3D to wich the wise doctor retorted "Kate, honey, let me paraphrase myself. Tight. Black. Leather. Suit. So 3D is wrong WHY?"
6 years ago, Beckinsale mentioned she wanted to return to boring ol' medical school, she said she probably wouldn't return to acting "I found the whole movie star thing very shocking and not really what I was after. I'm quite interested in becoming a doctor". Who was she kidding? A thousand actors have tried to quit but failed miserably. All those years and yet, here you are missy. There's no way out luv, so don't even think about it. Why don't you just take part in a medical drama and take that itch away and if you can do it with the tight black leather suit or even better with nothing at all, we'd all appreciate it.