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Sep. 18, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

Um, how about "too ugly" for TV? I'm all about AnnaLynne McCord if all I have to do is look at her face, but she's not pictured here. I read in the recent Us Weekly that former 90210 actresses, including Tori Spelling, the thinnest of the bunch, could all apparently suffocate the new actresses to death with their asses. Actually, that sounds like a more watchable idea than the new show.

Shenae Grimes and Jessica Stroup, the two unfortunately named actresses pictured on the front cover are both estimated to be grossly underweight (Grimes at 5'3" and 90 pounds and Stroup at 5'8" and 100-105 pounds). Like I could really give a shit. Come to think of it, I think I've actually shit more poundage than that after a big meal.

Again, this kind of stuff always amuses me. One the front cover they talk about how they're too skinny. In the middle pages they'll have the same actresses pictured at the same premieres, talking about how great their dresses looked. (Or their hair, or their make-up.) WTF is wrong with people?

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Extra Tidbit: I've included head shots of the actresses. You tell me if you think they're attractive or not.
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6:24PM on 09/25/2008
I'd bang them both.
I'd bang them both.
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7:47PM on 09/18/2008
The worst part is, those are actresses from a NEW show. It's not some established stars that suddendly lost too much weight, those girls have been cast looking pretty much that way, beating a bunch of healthy looking woman.

I would fire the casting director right away!
The worst part is, those are actresses from a NEW show. It's not some established stars that suddendly lost too much weight, those girls have been cast looking pretty much that way, beating a bunch of healthy looking woman.

I would fire the casting director right away!
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2:01PM on 09/18/2008
The one on the right looks like a bug...and not even that attractive a bug just a really skinny sickly bug.
The one on the right looks like a bug...and not even that attractive a bug just a really skinny sickly bug.
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1:38PM on 09/18/2008

attractive?

yes, but if i rolled them sideways i might lose them between the sheets.
yes, but if i rolled them sideways i might lose them between the sheets.
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11:08AM on 09/18/2008
stick figure on the right could be hot, after a few dozen sandwiches are squeezed down her no doubt atrophied esophagus.

the one on the left looks like somebody took the jack-o'-lantern i put out on my porch last year and impaled it onto a broomstick.
stick figure on the right could be hot, after a few dozen sandwiches are squeezed down her no doubt atrophied esophagus.

the one on the left looks like somebody took the jack-o'-lantern i put out on my porch last year and impaled it onto a broomstick.
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11:00AM on 09/18/2008
Jessica could be attractive if she ate a lifetime supply of McDonalds.

This is just disturbing tho, and is it odd that the Jessica chick is supposedly 100 pds but looks more like 60 pds?
Jessica could be attractive if she ate a lifetime supply of McDonalds.

This is just disturbing tho, and is it odd that the Jessica chick is supposedly 100 pds but looks more like 60 pds?
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