Knowing that every paparazzi and media organization scans the various yachts and whatnot docked in the harbor for each Cannes Film Festival, looking for some celebrity T&A for their rags, comedian and noted publicity hound Sasha Baron Cohen decided to put on a little show for their benefit. Inviting former Clooney arm candy Elizabetta Canalis aboard his yacht, he donned his DICTATOR garb and proceeded to have a little moment with the tasty Italian. Unfortunately for him and ultimately for her, Liz discovered that the dictator's missile stockpiles were a little low, so to speak, and chose to make an international incident out of it. This brief skirmish between the two resulted in her seeing the wrong side of a Hefty bag and is currently doing the "Dexter Two-Step" somewhere below the pristine waters of the French Riviera. We morn the loss of such an ass.