Kelly Brook is at some London fashion thing, literally as we speak, stunning everyone in attendance with her impressive cleavage. Pasty English dude is certainly captivated. He's about ready to run himself into traffic just to get a glimpse of her ginormous globes. Hell, even Kelly herself is drawn to them like cheap metal to a magnet. Look at her - she can't take her eyes off herself. I imagine mornings are hell on her when she's got stuff to do. Picture the scenario - she wakes up from sleep, naked as newborn, and before she can even get going, she's completely immobilized in front of the nearest mirror, mesmerized by her own absolute hotness. Her only choice is to live like a vampire and avoid all reflective materials until she can get a robe on. It's no doubt a tricky thing being so hot.











Seriously?