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A threesome of Lindsay Lohan news

Sep. 21, 2010by: Cherry Liquor

Because I wish I could kill this bird with a really big stone, how about I just hit up all of the Lindsay Lohan news in one shot? First, let's start with the obvious news that most of you have heard by now. LiLo has failed two of her recent court mandated drug tests. The first tested positive for cocaine and the second tested positive for amphetamines. So the judge on her case has issued a bench warrant calling for her arrest. But because she's Hollywood, that warrant is on hold until this Friday when Lohan can appear in court to address the results and potentially get 60 days in jail for the infraction. I won't hold my breath to see how it turns out.

The second bit of news is also not all that shocking. Reports are coming out that LiLo is in dire financial straits. The funniest part of this news report to me is that the phrase "Dina is struggling to make ends meet and pay Lindsay's lawyers..." That's Lindsay's mother. The woman who gladly lived off her daughter's fame and later infamy. Boo f*cking hoo. You have to pay for your child's mistakes now? Oh, let me chip in and help you foot the bill that you created.

But the most surprising piece of news in this trifecta of I-Really-Don't-Want-to-Give-a-Shit is an unexpected result from that stupid E*Trade lawsuit that LiLo brought up earlier this year which accused the online stock site of capitalizing on her name by using one of those creepy talking babies in their commercials to refer to a Lindsay as being a "milkoholic." While the terms of the settlement are sealed, it is rumoured that Lindsay made some money out of the deal, thus lessening her mother's great burden, I suppose. E*Trade used to scare me with those weird-ass babies and now they just disgust me.

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Extra Tidbit: Who wants to place bets that she complains someone spilled coke on her ankle bracelet??

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12:43PM on 09/22/2010

It's no longer sad...

At some point... SHE must take responsibility for HERSELF ! She's screwed up. She's a addict and her life is in a tailspin. AND... she's not even 30 yet! Get away form Hollywood, go to a program(rehab) and STAY there 'til you get it right! If not, RIP (sooner or later)
At some point... SHE must take responsibility for HERSELF ! She's screwed up. She's a addict and her life is in a tailspin. AND... she's not even 30 yet! Get away form Hollywood, go to a program(rehab) and STAY there 'til you get it right! If not, RIP (sooner or later)
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11:32AM on 09/22/2010
I'd still nail [link] hard!
I'd still nail [link] hard!
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2:07PM on 09/21/2010
Another worthless broad who should get back to sucking d*ck on camera to revive her career. Come on LiLo call KK and let's get that lesbo vid together. I'd pay for that.
Another worthless broad who should get back to sucking d*ck on camera to revive her career. Come on LiLo call KK and let's get that lesbo vid together. I'd pay for that.
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2:28AM on 09/21/2010
You can tell by her expression that I violently shoved my fist up her cunt and surprised her by opening my hand.
You can tell by her expression that I violently shoved my fist up her cunt and surprised her by opening my hand.
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7:42AM on 09/21/2010
your last response like this was rude and crass and here you go again. someone should just have you blocked from this site. you sir, are a turd.
your last response like this was rude and crass and here you go again. someone should just have you blocked from this site. you sir, are a turd.
9:32AM on 09/21/2010
I thought Decker was being way too kind to the jizz-rag whore. I hope the law does prosecute & she evades the police to live in France where all criminals & rapists live in harmony.
I thought Decker was being way too kind to the jizz-rag whore. I hope the law does prosecute & she evades the police to live in France where all criminals & rapists live in harmony.
11:31AM on 09/21/2010
Agree with DemonDan, this comment is a bit much...
Agree with DemonDan, this comment is a bit much...
4:13PM on 09/21/2010
Don't feed the sad, socially inept troll, folks.
Don't feed the sad, socially inept troll, folks.
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