It pisses me off how stores and retailers in general can't wait to move on to the next holiday consumerism hose job. If it's not Christmas in September, it's Valentine's Day on December 26th and so forth. There was virtually zero period of time between when stores around here took down their Christmas shit and put up the Valentine's shit. Who the hell buys a Valentine's card in December? Most people do it like me, namely on the way over to her house to take her out for dinner. So I hate all this jump the gun shit, however I do give a pass to hot models helping Victoria's Secret get an early start to their sexy Valentine's lingerie sales. Such sizzling babes like Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima get a pass in most things. Just like pie, it's always a good time for these two in lingerie. It's also always a good time for double entendres.
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