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After these Kristen Stewart pics, my private aisle is gonna need a clean up

Aug. 8, 2014by: ResidentRiddle64

I'm interested how the meeting at Elle magazine headquarters went down. I reckon they realized they got a hold of Kristen Stewart and had a hard time securing location at some elegant looking ranch or mansion. Then one dude they work with must've been like, "Oh, guys. My mom's friends with this one guy who owns a supermarket. Let's just f*ckin' shoot this shit there!" Then champagne was popped, celebrating ensued and now we have our photoshoot. I wonder how much they had to pay Coke and Smucker's Jam products to use them for their backdrop for this thing. Not that I'm complaining. As much as it seems like Kristen's on autopilot 90% of the time, I still think she's attractive and nice to look at, you know? And while a torn up yoga suit from the 80's isn't terribly flattering, Elle managed to put her in some nice stuff for their September issue. Did they ask her to smile for the camera and say cheese? Who the hell knows? All I know is she looks pretty sexy in these pics and there are few things to take my mind off of how good she's looking, especially with delicious food draped behind her. If there's anything I like more than pretty women, it's food. Woah. They've got watermelon for $2.99? That's a f*cking steal.

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12:01PM on 08/09/2014

?????

I just don't get it. Not very talented. Not very pretty. Not very happy. What's the attraction?' She looks like any chick USA.
I just don't get it. Not very talented. Not very pretty. Not very happy. What's the attraction?' She looks like any chick USA.
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1:18AM on 08/09/2014
C'mon guys, she is a pretty girl. She just seems to really hate her fame and the attention that comes along with it.
I bet she's a really cool girl in real life.
C'mon guys, she is a pretty girl. She just seems to really hate her fame and the attention that comes along with it.
I bet she's a really cool girl in real life.
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11:59PM on 08/08/2014
You get the impression that if the whole supermarket suddenly imploded, she would still be sitting there utterly nonplussed.
You get the impression that if the whole supermarket suddenly imploded, she would still be sitting there utterly nonplussed.
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2:07PM on 08/08/2014
Ugly
Ugly
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1:22PM on 08/08/2014
She looks sleepy and bored... no thanks.
She looks sleepy and bored... no thanks.
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