Alba's Police Escort

When I first saw these photos, I thought that Jessica Alba was arrested. What she was arrested for would be questionable since my first thought was that she's way too sexy so they had to detain her for questioning on how she's so goddamn hot...maybe? Either way, she's actually getting escorted while doing her....Christmas shopping. Yeah, isn't that a bit pathetic that she's hounded so badly by paparazzi that she needs an escort to shop? Yeah, it really is but she looks very beautiful in the photos so enjoy.

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