First, get your mind out of the gutter and don't ask which pair of lips I'm referring to. I would hope that most of you have the common sense to stay away from a southern pair of bright red lips, seeing as how that would be a great visual indicator that there's big trouble in her little China. Nah, I'm wondering what most chicks who wear excessive makeup tend to not bother giving a shit about: Would you be willing to make out with Alison Brie
with her blood red painted lips after she's finished working the carpet at the GQ Men of the Year Awards? Be honest now. There can't be a huge appeal to having that mush smeared all over your face, embedded into your facial stubble (that's a different debate for a completely different demographic). Do any of you even own a bottle of that special makeup remover that will scour away what otherwise would need a piece of tree bark to scrape away? In fact, I might dare say that kissing the lower pair of bright red lips might be more enticing than going into work the next day and listening to your coworkers tease you about having Kool-Aid lip.
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