Being the guy I am, I have usually been content to forgive Kim Kardashian's ridiculous media bullshit and focus on her ample physical virtues. That was before she went and bought a Ferrari 458, which is probably one of the finest examples of modern automotive achievement on the road today. Seeing Kim Kardashian parlay her pathetic, media-driven riches into this preeminent example of art and science is like seeing the Mona Lisa hung on the fake wood-paneled wall of a doublewide. There is the T&A fan in me who finds the sight of Kim's obvious cleavage display enticing. However, right now the most vocal side of me is the car guy, who is exploding in rage and resentment. He just needs to be alone for a while.