All my fellow 30-somethings probably share the fond memories I have of being an adolescent in the 90s, lusting after Christina Applegate during her Married With Children period of super-stardom. I don't know about you, but I was tuned in every week to get me an eyeful of Kelly Bundy and her stupid hot ass in slutty outfits. I recall having a cool yet somewhat creepy teacher in 8th grade that chose to decorate his classroom with door-size posters of all the major hotties of the day, Christina included. Being 13 and horny at the time, such decorative choices made it rather difficult to give my full attention to history lessons. Having life-sized Applegate ass wrapped in a tight mini-skirt only feet from your face will do that. 20+ years on, Christina is still doing it for me. Yeah, she's had her ups and down these last few years, what with the breast cancer and all. She's still making me horny though. Gotta give her props for that.
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