OK, where is that crazy ass bum who used to hang out in the bushes down the street from my junior high school when you need him? Because the one time you need a filthy, smelly old coot who babbles at you while flopping his flaccid Tic-Tac at you is when it comes to teaching the very hot Amanda Seyfried
how to properly flash an eager audience. (Why is it that whenever I go to type out her last name, I want it to read, "SeyfrieNd"? Wishful thinking?) Not that the girl still isn't smoking hot, but the lack of cleavage and the tease of a pose without the follow through of even slight potential nudity leaves me in the cold. Come on, Amanda! Pretend you're CHLOE for us every day of the week!
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