Amber Heard has a layout for Guess' summer collection of pretentious clothes. Always happy to see Amber doing just about anything, but why the hell do they have to put all these guys in there? Is anyone really interested in seeing some fruity guy cuddling up to a hottie like Amber with their greasy hair and stubble chins? Clearly the target audience is women, but I doubt even they are all that impressed by guys showing up with a tray of fruit or a bunch of bananas and a captain's hat. They want to see the clothes, right? Perhaps they're throwing the guy in there to offset any suggestion that they're emphasizing women and women's fashions over men, despite the fact that this is exactly what they're doing with these ads. Dammit, is it too much to ask to see Amber's tits without some asshole squeezing himself in next to them? This pisses me off. I'm going to continue to never buy Guess anything.
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