The cool part is that the truth is just as dirty as that title sounds. Amber Heard is certainly making the rounds lately, here doing her best to give boners to every camera dude at the Elle Women in Hollywood event. Yeah, it kind of sucks that Amber isn't currently accepting any applications from Mr. Johnson at this time, but really that's more of an issue for those few guys with the right location and position in life to make a play for a woman like Amber. For the rest of us, we can go to bed at night dreaming of the fact that somewhere out there in the night, Amber is busily grinding away with a similarly tasty young lady, the two of them creating an energetic release of such incredible sexual intensity that mere mortals can scarcely imagine. I don't know about you, but that makes for some nice dreams for me.
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