Hello, Eva Amurri. I'd like to talk to you for just a minute. I've caught on to the fact that you're now insanely hot. Back in the beginning of your career, you were defined as being the daughter of Susan Sarandon and that was great and all. Because of it, you did some great roles like in SAVED! and compelled me to like you just because of your personal talent and not your connection to your mother. But when you show up at TAO in Vegas in a dress which does not showcase you catastrophically fantastic rack, I must inform you that you're subject to a paddling. Now bend over and let's get this out of the way. I promise that it's going to hurt me worse than it will hurt you. Tee Hee!
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