English beautician and television presenter Amy Childs has been on this planet for 22 years and it took this long for me to find out. Man, am I ashamed. She actually pretty popular in the UK for the show "The Only Way Is Essex" where she apparently came up with the word "vajazzle" (you know, that thing Jennifer Love Hewitt is always incongruously talking about). When I first skimmed through these images, I thought she was famous for dating Christopher Nolan's skinny look-alike, but I guess not. He could be a little more excited for getting to be within elbow's length of a goddess. If that dude were me, I would have a huge beastly smile on my face hiding the depraved thoughts going through my head as a smeared sun-tan lotion on her body. She looks a little bit like Jessica Rabbit meets Laura Croft. Did I really just describe an actual human being that way and mean it? Yes. Yes I did.
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