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A shaved gorilla ruined Scarlett Johansson's bikini yacht adventure

07.09.2012by: Droz

The muscle-bound douches with 80s hair were swarming to Scarlett Johansson's yacht this weekend, ogling her perfect ass in the warm Italian sunlight. You can see she was desperately trying to ignore his bulging advances with some iPhone distractions, but the missing link was persistent. Eventually she had to bring in a friend to run interference while she attempted to escape, but the stench of Old Spice and butt sweat overwhelmed her. Shame she couldn't have taken a cue from her Black Widow alter ego and belted him one in his goofy, mirrored sunglasses for his presumptuousness. The really sad part is that the two of them were spotted leaving together later. Let's just hope she's just having herself a fling with underwear catalogue boy and not a full-fledged relationship, because having this hairless ape tagging along in every candid photo is really going to suck.

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2:38PM on 07/10/2012
I too am getting a "Hoff" vibe from this guy. Everything about his appearance seems to scream "slimy douchebag", kinda like Jerry O'Connell's pornographer character in Piranha. It's actually more like an amalgamation of that character, and the Hoff in the second movie. Wow. Then again, she was with Sean Penn, so the woman's taste isn't always perfect. Dear God, the doofy smile at the camera. I commented on photos of ScarJo in a bikini without talking about ScarJo in the bikini. Thank you,
I too am getting a "Hoff" vibe from this guy. Everything about his appearance seems to scream "slimy douchebag", kinda like Jerry O'Connell's pornographer character in Piranha. It's actually more like an amalgamation of that character, and the Hoff in the second movie. Wow. Then again, she was with Sean Penn, so the woman's taste isn't always perfect. Dear God, the doofy smile at the camera. I commented on photos of ScarJo in a bikini without talking about ScarJo in the bikini. Thank you, gorilla man.
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12:17AM on 07/10/2012
I believe that's a young Eric Roberts... ;)
I believe that's a young Eric Roberts... ;)
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5:33AM on 07/10/2012
I thought that was the Hoff
I thought that was the Hoff
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