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And another marriage bites the dust

Dec. 30, 2011by: Droz

I guess the fates decided that one more celebrity marriage had to go down in flames before 2011 comes to a close, and Katy Perry's inexplicable union with the likes of annoying British comedian Russel Brand is it. Big shock, I know, considering that the two of them haven't been seen together in awhile and spent Christmas on opposite sides of the world. What was somewhat surprising is that Brand actually did the divorcing, filing in LA this morning. That might seem like a boneheaded move for a guy with legal access to all the delights Katy offers. Yet, if the scuttlebutt going around before today's events is true, then I have to admit that I can understand where Brand's motivations were.

The rumor is that Brand and Katy's ultra evangelical family (i.e. batshit) didn't get along all that well, which created some tension in the marriage. I have no idea if that's true, though Brand's public comments on religion and traditional values would obviously be a big issue with such people. Based on her fashion sense alone, it's possible that at least some of her parent's "speaking in tongues" insanity (they really do, apparently) seems to have rubbed off on Katy, which might have put her in a tough position of choosing between annoying husband and delusional parents. Not a good place to be.

Nevermind, because this is back on the market. Have at it, gentlemen.

Source: TMZ
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2:32PM on 01/04/2012
That dude was dirty and needed a haircut. Good riddance
That dude was dirty and needed a haircut. Good riddance
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6:38PM on 01/02/2012
Who the fruck cares.
Who the fruck cares.
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10:00AM on 01/02/2012
I like Russel Brand a lot more. I find Katy Perry's lack of talent makes her a lot less attractive to me (and I think her only attractive feature is her boobs anyway--and credit where it's due, they're quite nice).

But yeah, I'm surprised that so many people find it hard to believe that Brand is the one doing the breaking up. Is he really that unpopular?
I like Russel Brand a lot more. I find Katy Perry's lack of talent makes her a lot less attractive to me (and I think her only attractive feature is her boobs anyway--and credit where it's due, they're quite nice).

But yeah, I'm surprised that so many people find it hard to believe that Brand is the one doing the breaking up. Is he really that unpopular?
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11:16AM on 01/01/2012
I hope this leads to Brand getting hooked on hard, life-ending drugs again soon.

Can't stand this vacant-eyed cow, either. "Look at my tits, look at my tits!" No, madam, I wouldn't give you that satisfaction.
I hope this leads to Brand getting hooked on hard, life-ending drugs again soon.

Can't stand this vacant-eyed cow, either. "Look at my tits, look at my tits!" No, madam, I wouldn't give you that satisfaction.
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3:26AM on 01/04/2012
LOL, yep, your take on her 'personality' is pretty spot on.
LOL, yep, your take on her 'personality' is pretty spot on.
10:13AM on 12/31/2011
Yeessss ... Now let me flip through my rolodex for Perry's number.
Yeessss ... Now let me flip through my rolodex for Perry's number.
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3:38AM on 12/31/2011
Always thought of them as such an odd pairing so this is no surprise, man is she freaking hot though, look at that rack!
Always thought of them as such an odd pairing so this is no surprise, man is she freaking hot though, look at that rack!
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1:39AM on 12/31/2011
Liked them as a couple. Perry has a GREAT body.
Liked them as a couple. Perry has a GREAT body.
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6:44PM on 12/30/2011
The idea of them being together was weird from the get-go.
The idea of them being together was weird from the get-go.
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6:32PM on 12/30/2011

Praise the LORD!

That was an...uh, interesting perspective. I'm sure it was all the fault of Perry's ultra-evangelical family, and that Brand's womanizing, fear of commitment, history of substance abuse, immaturity, erratic behavior, and documented mental illness had NOTHING to do with it.

With a husband with traits like those, how did those crazy kids NOT make it?

She was too good for him anyway. I mean, look at those tits -- talk about being blessed. Holy shit.
That was an...uh, interesting perspective. I'm sure it was all the fault of Perry's ultra-evangelical family, and that Brand's womanizing, fear of commitment, history of substance abuse, immaturity, erratic behavior, and documented mental illness had NOTHING to do with it.

With a husband with traits like those, how did those crazy kids NOT make it?

She was too good for him anyway. I mean, look at those tits -- talk about being blessed. Holy shit.
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8:37PM on 12/30/2011
The writer of this rubbish is a bloviating bigot.
The writer of this rubbish is a bloviating bigot.

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