I couldn't be bothered to give two flying fraks as to whether or not Kim Kardashian and her quickie marriage to a conveniently named Kris Doyoureallycarewhathislastnameis was "real" or not. I'm more focused on the blathering she did with Glamour magazine about the dissolution of her union (which, since publications like this are often plotted out in advance, you have to wonder just how long her marriage had been "over" by the time they were OKing the text with the family's manager, Mama Kris).
Kim was asked by the Glamour editors why she was claiming to suddenly turn into a "realist" after living her life as a hopeless romantic. She went on to say, "I don't know. I always wanted what Mom and Dad had. And at first I was like, I want six kids. Then I went down to four, then I was down to three.and now I'm like, maybe I won't have any. Maybe I'll just be a good aunt.... At this moment in my life, I feel like maybe I'm not supposed to have kids and all that.
So yay! We don't have to worry about any additional Kardashian DNA splashing its K-ness all over the Nation of Idiocriates. I'd be embarrassed to admit that I watch E! if I didn't have such an unexplainable girl crush on Chelsea Handler.
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I'd hit it too but,,,,,
"If I were a dude, I'd still want to put my penis in Kim. "