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11.30.2011by: Cherry Liquor

I couldn't be bothered to give two flying fraks as to whether or not Kim Kardashian and her quickie marriage to a conveniently named Kris Doyoureallycarewhathislastnameis was "real" or not. I'm more focused on the blathering she did with Glamour magazine about the dissolution of her union (which, since publications like this are often plotted out in advance, you have to wonder just how long her marriage had been "over" by the time they were OKing the text with the family's manager, Mama Kris).

Kim was asked by the Glamour editors why she was claiming to suddenly turn into a "realist" after living her life as a hopeless romantic. She went on to say, "I don't know. I always wanted what Mom and Dad had. And at first I was like, I want six kids. Then I went down to four, then I was down to three.and now I'm like, maybe I won't have any. Maybe I'll just be a good aunt.... At this moment in my life, I feel like maybe I'm not supposed to have kids and all that.

So yay! We don't have to worry about any additional Kardashian DNA splashing its K-ness all over the Nation of Idiocriates. I'd be embarrassed to admit that I watch E! if I didn't have such an unexplainable girl crush on Chelsea Handler.

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Extra Tidbit: If I were a dude, I'd still want to put my penis in Kim. But as a woman, I have no clue why... but I dig Khloe. I know I'm supposed to call her a gorilla or something in comparison to her sisters, but screw it. If the apocalypse really happens, that bitch is going to survive it and I'm getting on her good side now.
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1:54PM on 12/01/2011

I'd hit it too but,,,,,

She's still a dumb, talentless c*nt. I'm boycotting KK until she returns to her porn roots. She prob thinks GW Bush is still the President
She's still a dumb, talentless c*nt. I'm boycotting KK until she returns to her porn roots. She prob thinks GW Bush is still the President
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2:22AM on 12/01/2011
Dude, I'd hit it...with a dumptruck.
Dude, I'd hit it...with a dumptruck.
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7:03PM on 11/30/2011
Even photoshop can't help the ugly one
Even photoshop can't help the ugly one
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11:16AM on 11/30/2011
GOOD NEWS INDEED !! The KARD-ASS-IANS have never done it for me , call me what you may , I'd do CHELSEA HANDLER long before any of the sisters .
GOOD NEWS INDEED !! The KARD-ASS-IANS have never done it for me , call me what you may , I'd do CHELSEA HANDLER long before any of the sisters .
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3:12PM on 11/30/2011
Eww Chelsea Handler!
Eww Chelsea Handler!
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8:43AM on 11/30/2011
Forget those 2 martin, just check out Khloe - [link] hell look at the size of her head...
Forget those 2 martin, just check out Khloe - [link] hell look at the size of her head...
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8:45AM on 11/30/2011
Ok so random words get turned into links and the edit button ain't working. I guess we're all done here then.
Ok so random words get turned into links and the edit button ain't working. I guess we're all done here then.
5:30AM on 11/30/2011

"If I were a dude, I'd still want to put my penis in Kim. "

And her sister Kourtney too!
And her sister Kourtney too!
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