The last time we saw German model and attention machine Micaela Schaefer, she was wearing some scant, seemingly homemade Christmas outfit in front of the Brandenburg Gate. Now that it's Valentine's Day, she's decided to change things up and wear some scant, seemingly homemade Valentine's outfit in front of the Brandenburg Gate. She's so unpredictable. I don't know how all you German folks feel about Micaela and her slutty antics. Ya'll Europeans are much more relaxed about your nudity than we Americans, so this kind of thing might be no big deal. Maybe you guys have a nearly naked woman hanging out in front of every national monument. Makes me wonder if there will ever be a day when we American's can relax enough and have our own hot-bodied, slutty model showing off in our nation's capital. Maybe add a little extra excitement to those otherwise dull as hell monument tours.