After all, Natalie Portman's ass has endured a lot of potentially damaging behavior over the last few years. First off, she got married, which tends to do a number on the female body once they become contented with their new, more permanent relationship situation and decide to ease up on their workout routine. Then she had a kid, which can also balloon up the backside. Finally, she entered into her 30s, leaving behind the halcyon days of tight little 20-year-old asses. So how's Natalie's body holding up under all this? Based on these shots of her pumping gas the other day, I'd say pretty well. It might not be as tight and tiny as it used to be, but at least it hasn't forced her to into mommy jeans yet. This might be a weird thing to say, but I never really took much notice of Natalie's body. I was always distracted by her beautiful face, which hasn't declined much either, according to these pics anyway. Personally, I feel a lot better about myself knowing that Natalie is holding up well. The day she starts to show her age is the day I'll have to acknowledge my own slowly necrotizing self.
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