I doubt many people could have predicted that Ashlee Simpson
would have ended up the more hot of the two Simpson sisters even after having had a kid with Master of Emo, Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz. Not that these images of her at the U.S. Open dancing drunk in the stands are helping that precarious distinction much. I don't know which is funnier, knowing that Jessica is pausing before cobbling together 140 characters or less to describe how much she's in love with the new guy in her life while figuring out a way to slickly take a stab at her sister or looking at the expressions on Cameron Diaz and Gwen Stefani's faces. Not that I have proof that their reactions were to Simpson, but still, pretty priceless.
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