Ladies, level with me - is the moment you see demonstrated in these pics of Ashley Greene out shopping, the most fulfilling moment of your life? Even more than the day you get married or the first sight of your newborn baby? It's really these shopping excursions that you live for, isn't it? I mean, all those other things are nice, but how could any of you survive without the successful attainment of things via the careful inspection of multiple store inventories? Ya'll are definitely getting down to some primeval gathering instinct shit when you're shopping. It's a total satiation of your ancient gathering instincts - only now it's shoes and blouses instead of nuts and berries.
As a guy, I'm ambivalent. Sure, it's boring and I really don't understand why you do what you do when you shop. Yet, I'm also driven by instinct - namely the desire to keep you or someone like you around. So there I am, on an uncomfortable bench, purse in hand, waiting. Still, I can imagine worse things than being the man Ashley Greene trusts with her purse outside the changing room. I'd gladly put up with that annoyance.
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