Ashley Greene reminds me of the girls in school I had a crush on for years, but never had the balls to talk to. I tend to think we have a lot in common, despite the fact that I barely know shit about her. The only guess I can throw out there with almost absolute certainty, is she's way cooler than me. I would make a fool of myself if I finally sucked it up and said "hello" passing by in the hallway. She'd probably laugh in my face if I asked her to the homecoming dance, or go the other route and make me her purse-carrying slave while she slow-dances with the valedictorian. These are all hypothetical situations, of course. However, if she showed up at school on monday with her hair colored in this shade of red, I would believe she herself felt just as out of place as any member of the Dungeons & Dragons Club. She just deals with it differently, by telling everyone she doesn't give a f*ck. In the real world, this is probably due to the fact that she's finally escaped the clutches of the TWILIGHT movie series that's been restraining her from being able to do stuff like this all these years. She's said herself that TWILIGHT "ruined" her, and she's still not used to the screaming fans, nor the excessive visits from the paparazzi. In other words, personally, I dig the new do. For now. Let's just hope she puts it to good use and dresses as Ariel this Halloween. Seashell boobies and all.
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