Because I hate myself, I decided to actually read the first TWILIGHT book. For all of those who take the time to make fun of how shitty the movies are, they have nothing
on how painfully horrible the writing in the book is. (If you're making fun of the films without having watched them, come on. You can't have the right ammunition to tear something down without trying to understand it first.) So it will remain that the movies suck but at least they brought beauties like Ashley Greene
to the public's attention. And Ashley is smart enough to know that her key to remaining in the favor of the fickle masses is her gorgeous face and fit body, something she is gold-medaling in with the constant photo-ops she provides proving that she's got all her bits in exactly the right places and is doing what it takes to keep them there.
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