Are you schmoes excited about SCARY MOVIE 5? No??? You mean to tell me you didn't laugh your ass off watching the first trailer, when Charlie Sheen says "I've come back from worse than this"? C'mon, that's classic! Okay, so maybe SM5 will be the worst thing to happen to theaters since A HAUNTED HOUSE, but at least Ashley Tisdale has something to keep her busy, and is less likely to run from perverted camera dudes on the beach. As a matter of fact, Ashley even decided to tweet some bikini pics of herself! Sure, Tisdale's arse probably won't sway you in the slightest to see the latest installment of the dried up parody series, but it sure is nice to look at. The candids could've been a hell of a lot more enjoyable if Ashley hadn't brought along some dude with the most embarrassingly horrendous ensemble of tattoos I've ever seen on a heroin junkie. Lucky for you, I cropped him out (for the most part). If only we could crop those guys out of existence.
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