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Ashton Kutcher tries picking up Kaley Cuoco at the Lakers game

Nov. 29, 2012by: Cherry Liquor

I live near Los Angeles and am not a Lakers fan. This doesn't mean that I'm a huge fan of another team but boy does it cause the locals to get their panties in a wad about me not sporting the yellow and purple. (For all of those who will comment "It's GOLD!!" I already know that, I just enjoy defying you for the hell of it.) Seeing as how Ashton Kutcher and Kaley Cuoco both are residing close to the city to finish up the shooting schedules on their respective CBS sitcoms, I understand how the two would need to make an appearance courtside at some point. I just fail to understand why they NEEDED to be sitting together when the look on Kaley's face seems to be spelling it all out.

 

"Oh shit, he's talking to me. Where's Miley so I can distract his ass?"

"Wow, you're willing to make an age exception for me if I'm interested? Gosh, let me think that over!"

"I'd rather scrape my lady bits with a cheese grater than keep listening to you."

"I'm not the droid you're looking for. Seriously, I'm just a reporter for the Daily Planet."

"F*ck, he's still talking. I'd much rather screw the nerdy bearded dude over there."

"Yay for nerds who keep me employed! Yay even more for religious nuts who will have you out of a job by next season!"

(Bearded dude: "Wait... whaaaaa?")

 

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4:08AM on 11/30/2012
I can guess his commentary:
pic 1: "Hey, Im Ashton Kutcher!"
pic 2: "You know 2 and a half men..."
pic 3: "I also banged Demi Moore and MIla Kunis!"
pic 4: thinking "Now shes impressed"
pic 5: "i would bang you as well..."
pic 6: thinking "Im SO funny! WIN"
I can guess his commentary:
pic 1: "Hey, Im Ashton Kutcher!"
pic 2: "You know 2 and a half men..."
pic 3: "I also banged Demi Moore and MIla Kunis!"
pic 4: thinking "Now shes impressed"
pic 5: "i would bang you as well..."
pic 6: thinking "Im SO funny! WIN"
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3:42PM on 11/29/2012

Wow, she REALLY does look uncomfortable.

It makes me feel as such just looking at the pictures.
It makes me feel as such just looking at the pictures.
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11:10AM on 11/29/2012
LOL, I love the commentary! He's just - ick.
LOL, I love the commentary! He's just - ick.
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