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Aubrey Plaza is drop dead serious & drop dead gorgeous for Nylon

08.28.2014by: ResidentRiddle64
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Seemingly embittered, yet savory comedienne Aubrey Plaza has a spread in the latest issue of Nylon magazine, once again setting the bar for funny ladies also containing the capacity to destroy my chances of getting out of bed. I'm laying here snuggling my Mac and making hilarious pillow talk with Aubrey right now and I can tell, in my heart, that she absolutely loves me (even though she's not saying anything back to me and, honestly, looks a little pissed off). Does anyone have any glass cleaner? I don't know. Metaphorically speaking, some women are like peanuts; you have to crack through the hard outer shell in order to procure the life-sustaining sexual delights that lie within. That's right, I have a fetish for peanuts. What of it? But what I'm getting at is that Ms. Plaza seems like the type of babe that would take a little jimmying before you could crack her hard, sarcastic outer shell, but once broken through, the delicious and goof-for-you-fat-filled inner-nut would facilitate your sexual sustainment for years to come. If Audrey Plaza is like a peanut, give me a monocle, a cane, and salt me up. 

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6:32AM on 08/29/2014
Damn
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11:58PM on 08/28/2014
I really like the bikini photo. It gives her a sexy tomboyish look.
I really like the bikini photo. It gives her a sexy tomboyish look.
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9:32PM on 08/28/2014
Colour me totally mesmerized.
Colour me totally mesmerized.
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6:14PM on 08/28/2014
She looks good with the blonde streaks
She looks good with the blonde streaks
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