I typed a bunch of stuff and then totally lost it. I swear that not only was I proud of what I had written but I truly believed that it was worthy of your love, affection and praise. And then it got deleted and all that shit went out the window. Sort of like looking through the top babes that the Australian edition of Maxim magazine chose to include in their first anniversary issue. I am a big supporter of Gina Carano. I think Yvonne Strahovski is a total babe. Kaley Cuoco not only hails from my neck of the woods but her talent as a comedic talent is awesome. And hell, I even won't deny that I think Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is hot with a different vowel plus and upside down M. The models and other Aussie celebs they have included in the issue are swell as well. But Lindsay Lohan??? Sophie Monk??? That's where this uptight, insecure, emotionally bereft, jealousy ridden, homicidally infused female draws the fothamuckin' line.