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Baby for Biel?

Aug. 28, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

Just so that you're up to date on the way things work in Hollywood, the paparazzi either want you to A) have a movie that fails miserably after being hyped with a big budget, B) get cheated on publicly so that they can humiliate you further with the images of it or C) be pregnant so that they can take pictures of your hideously big belly in some attempt to prove that you're a real, live being and not just the caged, trained monkey that they really want you to be.

Now that that's out of the way, Jessica Biel is rumoured to be pregnant with Justin Timberlake's baby. She's also rumoured to be breaking up with him. And his mother hates her. And somewhere along the line she turned from a hot chick into some fem-mullet-sporting, dyke lookalike. Only one of those four things is true.

Seriously, when the f*ck did Biel get so dogdamn fugly? Is it like a radio-active carry-over thing from Justin's pecker having been in Britney back in the day? Does everyone he screw from now on go from formerly bone-able to downright shudder inducing? First he wrecked Cameron Diaz and now Jessica Biel. Keep him the f*ck away from ScarJo.

Source: Celebitchy

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3:39PM on 08/29/2008
first off cameron diaz was never hot. she was ok back in the day, but age has not been kind to her. jessica biel has always been hit or miss. she definetly looks better when shes made up for pictures and just average when she not. as are most women. and unless justin cuts scarletts boobs off her best attribute cant be hurt by him. see i wasnt even thinking about her until you mentioned her name. damn those big glorious boobs of hers. we get sex tapes of paris, pamela, gina nolin, the survivor
first off cameron diaz was never hot. she was ok back in the day, but age has not been kind to her. jessica biel has always been hit or miss. she definetly looks better when shes made up for pictures and just average when she not. as are most women. and unless justin cuts scarletts boobs off her best attribute cant be hurt by him. see i wasnt even thinking about her until you mentioned her name. damn those big glorious boobs of hers. we get sex tapes of paris, pamela, gina nolin, the survivor chick, ambi, pamela (again), the chick that shot that other chick in the face, damit we even got one from screetch. why the hell cant we get one from scarlett? some please by yourself a nice little camera set it up and start filming. if there is one girl who needs to do a sex tape its her. sorry i went way off topic. thats what those boobs do to me.
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3:27AM on 08/29/2008
Am I missing the point? She's hot as always.
Am I missing the point? She's hot as always.
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9:00PM on 08/28/2008
she's always been the type that looks better under a coat of Maybelline.
she's always been the type that looks better under a coat of Maybelline.
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