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Barney Parade

May. 15, 2008by: Cherry Liquor
I guess the trend this season is that purple is the new black. I can understand Misha wanting to follow in the footsteps of the more accoladed Portman and Theron, but sometimes I wonder what the hell these women are thinking when they allow designers to dress them like this. At least the make-up looks great. But please - for the love of all that is unholy, perverted and selfish of me - get these women back into some little black dresses cut down to there and up to here, ya dig?

Charlize Theron

Natalie Portman

Misha Barton

And what was up with Charlize's yellow shoes? Holy Fashion Blunder, Batman!

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Extra Tidbit: The earliest archaeological evidence for the origins of purple dyes points to the Minoan civilization in Crete, about 1900 B.C. The ancient land of Canaan (its corresponding Greek name was Phoenicia, which means land of the purple) was the center of the ancient purple dye industry.

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