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Battle of the Babes #106

May. 27, 2010by: Cherry Liquor

OK, so here's the deal. SEX & THE CITY 2 is getting released this weekend and since it has two extra sets of tits over Jakey-Poo and Gemma, I can guarantee Johnny Moreno's bar tab that it's going to take the top spot at the box office. (And I'm really shit out of luck if it doesn't.) The only thing that I've found that most people are in agreement about when it comes to the powerful 4 ladies from New York is that you're all sick of them and so... let me recast the movie more to your preferred actresses over 40, mmm'kay?

Maria Bello

Of course we've got to ditch SJP. As much as I will admit that I watched the show and ultimately liked it as a whole, she's the weakest link when it comes to probable billing. I say that Carrie Bradshaw should have been a little less squeamish for a chick who was banging all those dudes and a little more intelligent just by the look of her. So forget about the one thing SJP had going for her (the rack) and add a woman with more class and sex appeal and you've got Maria Bello playing a much more appetizing Carrie. Can you dig it?

Michelle Pfeiffer

If you were to have taken "Sex & the City" and used a young Kim Cattrall during her early years you might have had a babe that guys wanted to bang until the light fixtures fell out of the drywall. But you need someone older to play the wizened Samantha Jones, so I say get Michelle Pfeiffer, a babe who aged into her hotness, actually getting better like wine and losing much of that bug-eyed quality that she started off with when she was younger. More plausible as Samantha and definitely someone who could turn any of the younger Schmoes into instant Ashtons.

Julianne Moore

What I point out about Cynthia Nixon, in my fangirl geek manner, is that she's a natural blonde who dyed her hair for the show because they didn't want to have 3 blondes on set. Thus, the infamous powerhouse redhead Miranda Hobbes was born. She's in charge of her sexuality but it's a creeping kind, one that takes a back seat to how strong and powerful she perceives herself to be in other matters. Who better to be that redhead, smart, sassy and sharp as well as sexually uninhibited than Julianne Moore?

Famke Janssen

Now for uptight and prissy little WASP Charlotte York... while I'd love to say that there was a massive pool of brunette cougars for me to pick and choose from, I must admit that I couldn't resist coming back over and over again to Famke Janssen, even if she's far more exotic than most people remember the character to be. However, she's also a very sly actress who has been able to stun with a variety of roles, so I don't believe that it's beyond her to don a preppy plaid outfit with a little doggy to match. Plus it would be fun to see her unravel that smile of hers as she slowly learns her New York lessons and becomes the perfect mother and housewife that all dudes wish could greet them when they get home from work.

It's a bonus feature for you guys this week. Which of the recast S&TC babes tickles your fancy the most?

Click on each photo to enlarge!

Extra Tidbit: It was a nail biter of a battle last week, even if I had to take a little bit of liberty and use QUEEN Amidala (hey, she had to have been a princess at some point, right?) to complete the trifecta of hot princess babes. If my counting is right, it appears that Anne Hathaway won by one vote, getting 26 (45%) to Natalie Portman's 25 (43%). And even though I love her to bits, Emily Blunt needed to be the babe who got assed out (*teehee*) with 7 (12%) of the total vote. I have a feeling that with a different match-up, Blunt would have done a little bit better. But you have your winner.
Source: IMDB

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3:41PM on 05/31/2010
Julianne
Julianne
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10:01PM on 05/29/2010

None of the Above

They're okay but I'm suprised that they didn't have Mary McCormack (From the howard stern movie "private parts" and the tv show "In plain sight) on the list. Her face and body is still smoking after all these years.
They're okay but I'm suprised that they didn't have Mary McCormack (From the howard stern movie "private parts" and the tv show "In plain sight) on the list. Her face and body is still smoking after all these years.
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11:36AM on 05/28/2010

Bello

Famke is a very close 2nd.
Famke is a very close 2nd.
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8:24AM on 05/28/2010
Famke Janssen is the winner
Famke Janssen is the winner
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8:08AM on 05/28/2010
Famke Janssen is the one for me
Famke Janssen is the one for me
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6:57AM on 05/28/2010
Famke Janssen!
Famke Janssen!
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4:38AM on 05/28/2010
Wow! What a powerhouse match!

I'm going with Famke.
Wow! What a powerhouse match!

I'm going with Famke.
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12:12AM on 05/28/2010
We haven't seen enough of Famke on screen lately.

She was so cool and hot in ROUNDERS that I wanted to see a whole movie based on her character.
We haven't seen enough of Famke on screen lately.

She was so cool and hot in ROUNDERS that I wanted to see a whole movie based on her character.
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10:41PM on 05/27/2010

famke

Famke wins for me. I'd take Moore second.
Famke wins for me. I'd take Moore second.
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10:25PM on 05/27/2010

i have to pick?

I love them all, but Famke wins. I still dream of her....
I love them all, but Famke wins. I still dream of her....
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10:21PM on 05/27/2010
Famke Janssen
Famke Janssen
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9:42PM on 05/27/2010
michelle pfeiffer ftw, followed by famke, maria, and julianne ito
michelle pfeiffer ftw, followed by famke, maria, and julianne ito
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9:41PM on 05/27/2010
Pfeiffer
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7:19PM on 05/27/2010
Maria Bello. Big fan of Bello
Maria Bello. Big fan of Bello
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7:09PM on 05/27/2010

Ouch...

Tough choice w/Michelle Pfeiffer involved, but I'd go Famke...no doubt!
Tough choice w/Michelle Pfeiffer involved, but I'd go Famke...no doubt!
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7:08PM on 05/27/2010

Ouch...

Tough choice w/Michelle Pfeiffer involved, but I'd go Famke...no doubt!
Tough choice w/Michelle Pfeiffer involved, but I'd go Famke...no doubt!
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6:22PM on 05/27/2010

FAMKE

no question. Famke is a tall, lean, athletic sexual force. I love her
no question. Famke is a tall, lean, athletic sexual force. I love her
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6:20PM on 05/27/2010
Michelle Pfeiffer
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6:03PM on 05/27/2010
As much as I love Julianne Moor, Ima have to go with Famke here. She is beautiful as Jean Grey and one of the best bond girls ever...
As much as I love Julianne Moor, Ima have to go with Famke here. She is beautiful as Jean Grey and one of the best bond girls ever...
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5:54PM on 05/27/2010

Moore...

Tough one this week. The only one I don't care for is Pfeiffer. Famke would be 3rd, but a good 3rd. It really comes down to Bello and Moore for me. Tough call, but I'm going with Moore today just because I'm in that kind of mood. Ask me tomorrow and I might change my mind...
Tough one this week. The only one I don't care for is Pfeiffer. Famke would be 3rd, but a good 3rd. It really comes down to Bello and Moore for me. Tough call, but I'm going with Moore today just because I'm in that kind of mood. Ask me tomorrow and I might change my mind...
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5:09PM on 05/27/2010
Id have to say Famke Janssen, unless we're judging in a stairwell with cheerleading costumes...
Id have to say Famke Janssen, unless we're judging in a stairwell with cheerleading costumes...
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4:13PM on 05/27/2010
Famke Janssen
Famke Janssen
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2:28PM on 05/27/2010

Famke

Famke is the hottest here. I would love some of that crazy leg shit she does in Goldeneye done on me...except from the being dead at the end part. I can think of worse ways to go though.
Famke is the hottest here. I would love some of that crazy leg shit she does in Goldeneye done on me...except from the being dead at the end part. I can think of worse ways to go though.
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2:20PM on 05/27/2010

PRINCESS BATTLE VOTES

Hey JoBlo. Your count was wrong, but close. All you had to do was read the comments. I had the count for you
Hathaway 27
Portman 25
Blunt 6
Hey JoBlo. Your count was wrong, but close. All you had to do was read the comments. I had the count for you
Hathaway 27
Portman 25
Blunt 6
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2:09PM on 05/27/2010

Nip/Tuck's hottest man-woman

Famke is smokin!
Famke is smokin!
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1:23PM on 05/27/2010

Famke

Love Bello, too...but I saw Famke and that was it. Giggity.
Love Bello, too...but I saw Famke and that was it. Giggity.
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1:22PM on 05/27/2010

FAMKE!

My vote goes to Jean Grey :)
My vote goes to Jean Grey :)
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12:33PM on 05/27/2010
it was Bello until I saw Famke... Janssen FTW
it was Bello until I saw Famke... Janssen FTW
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12:09PM on 05/27/2010
Coin flip between Bello and Famke. Tails....Famke
Coin flip between Bello and Famke. Tails....Famke
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10:35AM on 05/27/2010

Famke Janssen

i was gonna pick Bello until i saw Famke
i was gonna pick Bello until i saw Famke
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10:10AM on 05/27/2010
Famke
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10:04AM on 05/27/2010
TOUGH pick this week, with three personal faves among the choices. I've got to give it to Pfeiffer though.
TOUGH pick this week, with three personal faves among the choices. I've got to give it to Pfeiffer though.
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10:03AM on 05/27/2010
Famke
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9:13AM on 05/27/2010

Famke

Famke
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8:39AM on 05/27/2010

Famke

Love the addition of the 4th this week. Ironically enough the only hot one of the originals is Kristin davis and I would easily pick her "replacement" Famke over the other ladies. Actually Maria Bello looks very hot, but I had just never heard of her...guess it's time for me to Google. :)
Love the addition of the 4th this week. Ironically enough the only hot one of the originals is Kristin davis and I would easily pick her "replacement" Famke over the other ladies. Actually Maria Bello looks very hot, but I had just never heard of her...guess it's time for me to Google. :)
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8:23AM on 05/27/2010

Famke

though i'm in love with Michelle Pfeiffer, Janssen wins this battle
though i'm in love with Michelle Pfeiffer, Janssen wins this battle
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8:20AM on 05/27/2010

VERY tough battle...

i had to weigh the options, but i finally picked one. julianne moore's redheadedness just fell short of bello's awesomeness. but bello would have to trim that shit, put on a red wig and wear some clown shoes. uh, i've said too much.
i had to weigh the options, but i finally picked one. julianne moore's redheadedness just fell short of bello's awesomeness. but bello would have to trim that shit, put on a red wig and wear some clown shoes. uh, i've said too much.
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8:06AM on 05/27/2010

All 4 are stunning...

But I'm going with Famke.
But I'm going with Famke.
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8:05AM on 05/27/2010

famke

famke should be victorious on this 1
famke should be victorious on this 1
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5:17AM on 05/27/2010

This is a close one

I'll pick Bello followed closely by Janssen. Pfeiffer would be third with Moore being a distant fourth.
I'll pick Bello followed closely by Janssen. Pfeiffer would be third with Moore being a distant fourth.
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4:38AM on 05/27/2010
My vote goes to Famke, with Bello as my second choice.
My vote goes to Famke, with Bello as my second choice.
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2:27AM on 05/27/2010
Bello by far. Did anyone see her in History of Violence? My god this woman is tight.
Bello by far. Did anyone see her in History of Violence? My god this woman is tight.
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2:17AM on 05/27/2010

Famke

I like all the gals but Famke gets my vote.
I like all the gals but Famke gets my vote.
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