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Battle of the Babes #121: The Clone Battle

Sep. 9, 2010by: Cherry Liquor

As I'm sitting to write this column out this week, I have a massive sinus headache. If there was one thing that I would have on my order form for my future cloning, it would be the perfection of my nasal cavities so that the carbon copy of me wouldn't have to suffer from the deviated septum and all the issues which go along with it. This is part of the reason why I thought of doing a cloned babe battle, that and these chicks who've been replicates happen to be good selections for mass cloning if anyone was serious about making a buck.

Elizabeth Hurley

I'm somewhat pushing the limits of the cloning definition when it comes to including Hurley in this week's match-up, but I can't remember when I had a time to use her before and incredibly, even though she has every reason to be a complete shit actress (the modeling background, the inexplicable attachment to her ex Hugh Grant), I actually like her when she does films. More eye candy in the AUSTIN POWERS movies than anything else, it was Hurley who managed to keep the wily Myers in check and of course, blow his mind later on. Plus, if she were cloned in mass production, we could preserve her seasoned looks.

Milla Jovovich

If anyone screams at me for not including a spoiler alert for Milla and her cloning involvement in the RESIDENT EVIL flicks, I will reach through their monitor and strangle you. The RE movies aren't going to lose any of their appeal because of knowing that there were several Alices. And come to think of it, in a way Leeloo Dallas Multipass was sort of cloned as well, right? And EVERYONE has to have seen that movie a billion and a half times by now. Let's just delete the clone files where Milla gets knocked up and big as a house, ok?

Scarlett Johansson

Again, this is one of those moments that you have to laugh at me because even though it was a stupid movie, I was entertained by THE ISLAND. Mainly this was because Scarlett Johansson looked so prime in it, so porcelain of skin and vacant in the eyes, just the way I like her. When she tries to act too hard, it makes her look constipated. I prefer a dumb ScarJo and not just a ScarJo who is attempting to play dumb because that ends up a big ol' mess. But just a empty little vessel. A perfect clone, in other words. I can't imagine a better Real Doll, you know?

Which is your favorite cloned babe?

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Extra Tidbit: I wasn't surprised to see that Eliza Dushku was the favorite in last week's Battle of the Athletic Supporters, as she tends to be a favorite of most around here. I guess I was expecting her to do more of a sweep and was pleasantly surprised that while she had the win with 20 of the 42 votes (48%), she was closely followed by the lovely Minka Kelly who came in second with 14 (33%) of the votes. Hillary Duff still has some appeal, managing to not get completely shut out with 8 (19%) of the votes.
Source: IMDB

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9:53PM on 09/11/2010

Elizabeth Hurley

I could also easily go for Scarlett, but Liz is not only gorgeous...who could not like a woman that is as forgiving as her? You have to wonder if you could do anything at all to lose her affection?
I could also easily go for Scarlett, but Liz is not only gorgeous...who could not like a woman that is as forgiving as her? You have to wonder if you could do anything at all to lose her affection?
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2:55AM on 09/10/2010
Scarlett. Although I love them all...
Scarlett. Although I love them all...
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12:06AM on 09/10/2010

ScarJo

Not much of a contest for me... Plus, I sort of liked The Island.
Not much of a contest for me... Plus, I sort of liked The Island.
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10:44PM on 09/09/2010

alice

Milla all the way. Can't wait for RE4!
Milla all the way. Can't wait for RE4!
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9:33PM on 09/09/2010

Scar Jo...

FTW
FTW
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9:33PM on 09/09/2010

Scar Jo...

FTW
FTW
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7:03PM on 09/09/2010
Big Milla fan but once you throw Scarlett into the mix it's a rap. Scarlett for the win
Big Milla fan but once you throw Scarlett into the mix it's a rap. Scarlett for the win
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5:39PM on 09/09/2010

Scarlett Jo!!!!

Milla is smoking, and Hurley ain't too bad herself. But neither one of them compare to Scarlett Jo.
Milla is smoking, and Hurley ain't too bad herself. But neither one of them compare to Scarlett Jo.
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4:12PM on 09/09/2010
Scarlett
Scarlett
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2:10PM on 09/09/2010

Scarlett*

Can I vote for the version of Scarlett before her chesticles shrunk?
Can I vote for the version of Scarlett before her chesticles shrunk?
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1:52PM on 09/09/2010
Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson
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1:45PM on 09/09/2010

No comp

Have to go w Mrs. Ryan Reynolds (ScarJo to the less informed)
Have to go w Mrs. Ryan Reynolds (ScarJo to the less informed)
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1:45PM on 09/09/2010

Milla

Milla Milla Milla oh no she's been cloned? All the better. I can't get enough Milla.
Milla Milla Milla oh no she's been cloned? All the better. I can't get enough Milla.
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12:09PM on 09/09/2010
Liz Hurley
Liz Hurley
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11:49AM on 09/09/2010
Scarlett. Too easy.
Scarlett. Too easy.
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11:45AM on 09/09/2010

Scarlett

Good battle this week but Scarlett wins for me!
Good battle this week but Scarlett wins for me!
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11:40AM on 09/09/2010

scarlett

I'll take Scarlett but the other two are close behind her.
I'll take Scarlett but the other two are close behind her.
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10:59AM on 09/09/2010

ScarJo

Ohh OHhhOHHHHH!
Ohh OHhhOHHHHH!
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10:58AM on 09/09/2010

Hurley

She is a goddess.
She is a goddess.
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10:51AM on 09/09/2010
Scarlett is tops. Milla is 2nd. Liz comes in 3rd but is still very hot.
Scarlett is tops. Milla is 2nd. Liz comes in 3rd but is still very hot.
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10:21AM on 09/09/2010
Liz!
Liz!
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10:05AM on 09/09/2010

scarlett

is it april 1st this ones a laugher the other two are not in the same atmosphere as scarjo
is it april 1st this ones a laugher the other two are not in the same atmosphere as scarjo
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9:57AM on 09/09/2010

Milla Jovovich

Milla is the smokingest of this group. Hurley has more screen presence than both Mila & Scarlett combined but without a make-up crew by her side she not as hot as as her pics. I wouldn't kick Scarlett out bed if I had the chance but to me she seems like a wet blanket.
Milla is the smokingest of this group. Hurley has more screen presence than both Mila & Scarlett combined but without a make-up crew by her side she not as hot as as her pics. I wouldn't kick Scarlett out bed if I had the chance but to me she seems like a wet blanket.
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9:51AM on 09/09/2010

Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett wins handsomely this time. I don't find Milla Jovovich at all attractive. Liz Hurley is hot but, lets be honest, she is no Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett wins handsomely this time. I don't find Milla Jovovich at all attractive. Liz Hurley is hot but, lets be honest, she is no Scarlett Johansson
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9:34AM on 09/09/2010

Scarlett

Good theme!
Good theme!
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9:28AM on 09/09/2010

ScarJo

Always an easy decision when Mrs. Ryan Reynolds is involved.
Always an easy decision when Mrs. Ryan Reynolds is involved.
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9:28AM on 09/09/2010
Hurley
Hurley
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9:08AM on 09/09/2010

Liz

She is still beautiful.
She is still beautiful.
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8:51AM on 09/09/2010

Love all three but...

Hurley is a fucking goddess!

I've worshiped this woman since I started puberty and she's only getting hotter with age.
Hurley is a fucking goddess!

I've worshiped this woman since I started puberty and she's only getting hotter with age.
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8:20AM on 09/09/2010

Scarlett Johansson

...with Hurley in second.
...with Hurley in second.
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6:44AM on 09/09/2010

Elizabeth Hurley

I think the majority of the votes will be based on age and the outcome will be Scarlett, then Milla, then Elizabeth. But, I'm going to go with Elizabeth because although the other two are hot, I think she's hotter. Imagine if the ages were reversed and Scarlett Jo was as old as Hurley and Hurley was Scarlett Jo's age. Hurley would win by a landslide.
I think the majority of the votes will be based on age and the outcome will be Scarlett, then Milla, then Elizabeth. But, I'm going to go with Elizabeth because although the other two are hot, I think she's hotter. Imagine if the ages were reversed and Scarlett Jo was as old as Hurley and Hurley was Scarlett Jo's age. Hurley would win by a landslide.
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8:12AM on 09/09/2010
i think you have a very valid point. and i did consider hurley's age and she is still and probably always be very hot, just scarlett edges her out in hotness. it wasn't an easy choice between the two.
i think you have a very valid point. and i did consider hurley's age and she is still and probably always be very hot, just scarlett edges her out in hotness. it wasn't an easy choice between the two.
6:23AM on 09/09/2010

scarlett!

fo sho!
fo sho!
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5:07AM on 09/09/2010
Milla, for one hundred miles.
Milla, for one hundred miles.
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4:28AM on 09/09/2010

Scarlett

Come on. Scarlett Johansson is one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Easy call on this one.
Come on. Scarlett Johansson is one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Easy call on this one.
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4:20AM on 09/09/2010

Hurley

Especially in that pic!
Especially in that pic!
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3:19AM on 09/09/2010

yeah

Scarlett winning with Liz Hurley not far behind being boosted by her amazing accent.
Scarlett winning with Liz Hurley not far behind being boosted by her amazing accent.
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3:18AM on 09/09/2010

yeah

Scarlett winning with Liz Hurley not far behind being boosted by her amazing accent.
Scarlett winning with Liz Hurley not far behind being boosted by her amazing accent.
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3:02AM on 09/09/2010

milla.

game over.
game over.
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2:59AM on 09/09/2010

JOHANSSON ALL THE WAY!

While I like Milla Jovovich, Scarlett Johansson will always get my vote everytime.
While I like Milla Jovovich, Scarlett Johansson will always get my vote everytime.
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