When I was picking out the babes for last week's Battle, I inadvertently, as it was pointed out to me, picked three Grade-A chicks. That is, they all had rather small cups sizes. While I recognize and appreciate that there are "more than a handful is too much" fellas out there, I simply cannot let this week go by without balancing out the scales with some heftier melon choices this week.
Well, duh. I can't have a bountiful booby selection and not include the Mad Woman who will go down in fame (infamy?) for her bazongas. Sure, she's a smoker and she has odd taste in men, but Christina Hendricks is first and foremost that red-headed (albeit fake colored) babe with the giant titties. You look at those fluffy pillows and wonder just how long it would take for you to die a happy suffocation.
What's coolest about Kat is that while it is impossible to overlook the fact that she's in possession of one of the largest natural chests of any actress in her generation, she's never been defined by those lovely lumps. Most of the time I find myself complaining about her choice of attire on red carpets because she will go too conservative and let her neckline come up far too high, making a sighting of Kat's ta-tas even that much more special.
Kelly Brook my never be a great actress. And if she hadn't started her career off in Europe, she might have never been a very successful model by American skinny bobble-head standards. So this chick who made Billy Muthaf*ckin Zane's head look like the third shiny boob in her radius is one lucky & busty broad. And we're all the luckier for getting a chance to drink those babies in.
Which is your favorite Motorboatable Maven?
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