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Battle of the Babes #125: Motorboatable Mavens

Oct. 7, 2010by: Cherry Liquor

When I was picking out the babes for last week's Battle, I inadvertently, as it was pointed out to me, picked three Grade-A chicks. That is, they all had rather small cups sizes. While I recognize and appreciate that there are "more than a handful is too much" fellas out there, I simply cannot let this week go by without balancing out the scales with some heftier melon choices this week.

Christina Hendricks

Well, duh. I can't have a bountiful booby selection and not include the Mad Woman who will go down in fame (infamy?) for her bazongas. Sure, she's a smoker and she has odd taste in men, but Christina Hendricks is first and foremost that red-headed (albeit fake colored) babe with the giant titties. You look at those fluffy pillows and wonder just how long it would take for you to die a happy suffocation.

Kat Dennings

What's coolest about Kat is that while it is impossible to overlook the fact that she's in possession of one of the largest natural chests of any actress in her generation, she's never been defined by those lovely lumps. Most of the time I find myself complaining about her choice of attire on red carpets because she will go too conservative and let her neckline come up far too high, making a sighting of Kat's ta-tas even that much more special.

Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook my never be a great actress. And if she hadn't started her career off in Europe, she might have never been a very successful model by American skinny bobble-head standards. So this chick who made Billy Muthaf*ckin Zane's head look like the third shiny boob in her radius is one lucky & busty broad. And we're all the luckier for getting a chance to drink those babies in.

Which is your favorite Motorboatable Maven?

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Extra Tidbit: Damn! Last week was a close one. While not close to being the most voted on, I have to say that it was the tightest of the selections that I've seen so far, with a handful of you voting for more than one babe but still not affecting the results by much. With 18 (36%) votes, Kristen Bell was the front-runner, but Emma Stone was very close in second with 16 (33%) votes and Keira Knightley came in third for the first time in Battle history with 15 (31%) votes.
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9:56AM on 10/11/2010

Kat

I'm late on this one....but Kat is my pick here.
I'm late on this one....but Kat is my pick here.
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11:39PM on 10/08/2010

Hendricks...

but I think I'll need a cruise ship.
but I think I'll need a cruise ship.
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7:16PM on 10/08/2010

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly

You are the champion hottie of my world. I'll change my last name, you don't have to change yours!
You are the champion hottie of my world. I'll change my last name, you don't have to change yours!
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4:57PM on 10/08/2010

Best BotB ever.

Damn you. I almost don't wanna vote I love all three. I'll vote Kat, by the slimmest of margins.

Damn you.
Damn you. I almost don't wanna vote I love all three. I'll vote Kat, by the slimmest of margins.

Damn you.
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1:55PM on 10/08/2010
Hendricks first, Brook second and Dennings third. No particular reason why. They are all HOT!
Hendricks first, Brook second and Dennings third. No particular reason why. They are all HOT!
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9:01AM on 10/08/2010
CH cause I totally believe that ginger luv is the truest luv
CH cause I totally believe that ginger luv is the truest luv
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3:11AM on 10/08/2010

The sexy kitty!

Kat Dennings for me, please!
Kat Dennings for me, please!
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2:55AM on 10/08/2010
Toughest battle of the babes ever, but i have to go with hendricks
Toughest battle of the babes ever, but i have to go with hendricks
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2:08AM on 10/08/2010
Kelly Brook ftw.
Kelly Brook ftw.
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1:08AM on 10/08/2010
Kat Dennings is a close second for me, but I have to go with Hendricks. Apart from being the overall hottest woman out of all three, she easily has the best rack.
Kat Dennings is a close second for me, but I have to go with Hendricks. Apart from being the overall hottest woman out of all three, she easily has the best rack.
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1:07AM on 10/08/2010
Kat Dennings is a close second for me, but I have to go with Hendricks. Apart from being the overall hottest woman out of all three, she easily has the best rack.
Kat Dennings is a close second for me, but I have to go with Hendricks. Apart from being the overall hottest woman out of all three, she easily has the best rack.
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12:44AM on 10/08/2010

Hendricks

Though Brooks cleavage is the something of legend. Denning is an up and commer who's cleav is def something to be noted. Hendricks all the way.
Though Brooks cleavage is the something of legend. Denning is an up and commer who's cleav is def something to be noted. Hendricks all the way.
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11:30PM on 10/07/2010

Brook

Three lovely ladies, but Kelly is a recent obsession.
Three lovely ladies, but Kelly is a recent obsession.
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11:29PM on 10/07/2010

Hendricks

All gorgeous!
All gorgeous!
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11:11PM on 10/07/2010
Scarlett Johansson!
Scarlett Johansson!
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10:30PM on 10/07/2010

Brook...

...all day
...all day
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9:33PM on 10/07/2010

Outta that group...

Brook followed closely by Hendricks.

Brook followed closely by Hendricks.

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9:25PM on 10/07/2010
Kelly Brook. She has the best overall package.
Kelly Brook. She has the best overall package.
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8:29PM on 10/07/2010

brook

I'll take Kelly Brook but I love Dennings too.
I'll take Kelly Brook but I love Dennings too.
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7:54PM on 10/07/2010

Kelly Brooke

She's just gorgeous.
She's just gorgeous.
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7:23PM on 10/07/2010
Denise Milani!
Denise Milani!
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7:24PM on 10/07/2010
but if i had to choose, i'd pick Kelly Brook.
but if i had to choose, i'd pick Kelly Brook.
6:52PM on 10/07/2010
I love Kat Dennings, Christina Hendricks has some great boobs but Kelly Brook takes this one. I would love to motorboat those bad boys the most so she wins.
I love Kat Dennings, Christina Hendricks has some great boobs but Kelly Brook takes this one. I would love to motorboat those bad boys the most so she wins.
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6:38PM on 10/07/2010

BROOK

clearly Kelly Brook is the winner here. I love Kat Dennings as the cute girl next door...but Brook is so damn amazing. I'm not a big Hendricks fan.
clearly Kelly Brook is the winner here. I love Kat Dennings as the cute girl next door...but Brook is so damn amazing. I'm not a big Hendricks fan.
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6:19PM on 10/07/2010

Kat Dennings

I don't get the whole thing with Hendricks and that ever vacant look on her face,but for those who just want the chest...she'll get votes. I understand the votes that will go to Kelly (she's the overall best), but I'm going with the underdog. I've enjoyed her movies, appreciate her nice full rack and happen to think she's adorably cute too.
I don't get the whole thing with Hendricks and that ever vacant look on her face,but for those who just want the chest...she'll get votes. I understand the votes that will go to Kelly (she's the overall best), but I'm going with the underdog. I've enjoyed her movies, appreciate her nice full rack and happen to think she's adorably cute too.
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6:06PM on 10/07/2010
Um... all three. At the same time. I can't find a damn thing wrong with any of them... well Hendricks smokes, so that's a minus, but she's damn sexy. Brooks has that sexy English accent to add to the sexiness of her sweater puppets. Dennings is hot as well. I can't decide!!!

If I had a gun to my head and was told I could only have one... I'd go with Kelly Brook.
Um... all three. At the same time. I can't find a damn thing wrong with any of them... well Hendricks smokes, so that's a minus, but she's damn sexy. Brooks has that sexy English accent to add to the sexiness of her sweater puppets. Dennings is hot as well. I can't decide!!!

If I had a gun to my head and was told I could only have one... I'd go with Kelly Brook.
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5:58PM on 10/07/2010

Too easy...

Hendricks by far out of these 3. Dennings is ok I guess. Brook does nothing for me, and I personally don't understand the fascination with her. So I definitely pick Hendricks unless you'll accept write ins, then I'd have to side with Parallax207 and vote Diora Baird.
Hendricks by far out of these 3. Dennings is ok I guess. Brook does nothing for me, and I personally don't understand the fascination with her. So I definitely pick Hendricks unless you'll accept write ins, then I'd have to side with Parallax207 and vote Diora Baird.
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5:59PM on 10/07/2010
Or maybe Katy Perry...
Or maybe Katy Perry...
6:06PM on 10/07/2010
Yeah, I'd also choose Diora over these 3.
Yeah, I'd also choose Diora over these 3.
5:48PM on 10/07/2010
Hendricks.

Though if Hendricks and Dennings want to mash their boobies together sometime, I'm all for that.

Hendricks.

Though if Hendricks and Dennings want to mash their boobies together sometime, I'm all for that.

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4:51PM on 10/07/2010

You have to be kidding me!.........

Kelly Brook is only winning by 1 vote right now. Brook has 12 votes and Hendricks has 11.....Seriously?!?! Brook should be winning this one by a landslide!

KELLY BROOK!
Kelly Brook is only winning by 1 vote right now. Brook has 12 votes and Hendricks has 11.....Seriously?!?! Brook should be winning this one by a landslide!

KELLY BROOK!
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5:27PM on 10/07/2010
im with u man this is hilarious kelly brook is only 20 times hotter than hendricks and 1,000 hotter than mr. dennings and no thats not a typo
im with u man this is hilarious kelly brook is only 20 times hotter than hendricks and 1,000 hotter than mr. dennings and no thats not a typo
5:36PM on 10/07/2010
Not a typo?.....lol
Not a typo?.....lol
4:11PM on 10/07/2010
Definitely Hendricks. That Dennings chick is fucking hideous.
Definitely Hendricks. That Dennings chick is fucking hideous.
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1:43PM on 10/07/2010

Hendricks!

She's my current obsession. I am a big Kat fan though, but 2nd place is the best she'll get next to the lovely once Mrs. Malcolm Reynolds (for the Firefly/Serenity fans out there).
She's my current obsession. I am a big Kat fan though, but 2nd place is the best she'll get next to the lovely once Mrs. Malcolm Reynolds (for the Firefly/Serenity fans out there).
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1:33PM on 10/07/2010

Brook

While this is by far one of toughest Battles I can remember and love all 3 women immensely, I think I'm going to have to give it to Kelly Brook after seeing her in Piranha
While this is by far one of toughest Battles I can remember and love all 3 women immensely, I think I'm going to have to give it to Kelly Brook after seeing her in Piranha
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1:14PM on 10/07/2010
kat for me.
kat for me.
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1:13PM on 10/07/2010

Christina Hendricks

... But I would like to start a write-in campaign for Diora Baird. How was she left out of motorboat ballot?
... But I would like to start a write-in campaign for Diora Baird. How was she left out of motorboat ballot?
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3:29PM on 10/07/2010
i agree with you, where's Diora?
i agree with you, where's Diora?
1:11PM on 10/07/2010
Christina Hendricks for me
Christina Hendricks for me
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12:12PM on 10/07/2010

Without a doubt...

Kelly Brook!
Kelly Brook!
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12:08PM on 10/07/2010
Hendicks
Hendicks
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11:42AM on 10/07/2010
C'mon...2010 is all Kelly Brook's!
C'mon...2010 is all Kelly Brook's!
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11:32AM on 10/07/2010
Kelly Brook is the best looking. I like Kat in movies though
Kelly Brook is the best looking. I like Kat in movies though
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11:28AM on 10/07/2010

Cristina Hendricks

she's the best actress out of the 3, and has the most intriguing face (loses points for smoking. Boo!). Kelly Brook looks great in a bikini, but that's about it. Kat Dennings just looks bored all the time.
she's the best actress out of the 3, and has the most intriguing face (loses points for smoking. Boo!). Kelly Brook looks great in a bikini, but that's about it. Kat Dennings just looks bored all the time.
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11:24AM on 10/07/2010
hendricks! ever since she appeared as Saffron on firefly, she's been the one for me
hendricks! ever since she appeared as Saffron on firefly, she's been the one for me
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11:12AM on 10/07/2010
Love them all but I gotta give it to Kat Dennings.
Love them all but I gotta give it to Kat Dennings.
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11:06AM on 10/07/2010

No Salma Hayek?

Really surprised Salma isn't on here. Anyway, it was a hard choice between Christina and Kelly, but I vote Christina Hendricks.
Really surprised Salma isn't on here. Anyway, it was a hard choice between Christina and Kelly, but I vote Christina Hendricks.
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4:12PM on 10/07/2010
I was surprised by this also
I was surprised by this also
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11:00AM on 10/07/2010

KB!

Kelly Brook - absolutely no contest. Beautiful face, amazing body... Just wow!
Kelly Brook - absolutely no contest. Beautiful face, amazing body... Just wow!
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10:56AM on 10/07/2010
Christina Hendricks. I love me some red heads.
Christina Hendricks. I love me some red heads.
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9:57AM on 10/07/2010
KAT!!! on turbo!
KAT!!! on turbo!
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9:54AM on 10/07/2010

Kelly Brook

Just by looks alone I'll take Brook this week.
Just by looks alone I'll take Brook this week.
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9:12AM on 10/07/2010
Kelly Brook
Kelly Brook
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8:46AM on 10/07/2010

Kat Dennings

Cherry, last week's battle of the babes was impossible for me to choose because Kristen Bell and Keira Knightley are two of my favorites. They're both towards the very top of my list of hotties and I found it too difficult to pick between them. This week, however, is easy for me. Kat Dennings.
Cherry, last week's battle of the babes was impossible for me to choose because Kristen Bell and Keira Knightley are two of my favorites. They're both towards the very top of my list of hotties and I found it too difficult to pick between them. This week, however, is easy for me. Kat Dennings.
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7:55AM on 10/07/2010
kelly brook! christina hendricks has an awesome rack but brook is far prettier and when i'm motorboating i need to come up for air now and then and look at her face. kat dennings is kinda fugly...
kelly brook! christina hendricks has an awesome rack but brook is far prettier and when i'm motorboating i need to come up for air now and then and look at her face. kat dennings is kinda fugly...
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7:54AM on 10/07/2010

Kat Dennings

I just love her.
I just love her.
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7:46AM on 10/07/2010

All three?

Gonna have to go with Hendricks though.
Gonna have to go with Hendricks though.
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7:23AM on 10/07/2010

kelly brook

if she doesn't win it will be an absolute TRAVESTY
if she doesn't win it will be an absolute TRAVESTY
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4:57AM on 10/07/2010

Kelly Brook

She is gorgeous. I like Hendricks too but Kelly is just a goddess.
She is gorgeous. I like Hendricks too but Kelly is just a goddess.
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4:40AM on 10/07/2010
in terms of motorboatability, Christina Hendricks. in terms of overall package, Kelly for me.
in terms of motorboatability, Christina Hendricks. in terms of overall package, Kelly for me.
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3:56AM on 10/07/2010
I'm into Kat Dennings lately, otherwise this would be an impossible choice.
I'm into Kat Dennings lately, otherwise this would be an impossible choice.
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3:40AM on 10/07/2010
Kelly Brook.
Kelly Brook.
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2:39AM on 10/07/2010
Christina Hendricks.

No contest.
Christina Hendricks.

No contest.
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2:33AM on 10/07/2010
Kat Dennings
Kat Dennings
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