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Battle of the Babes #132: Thanksgiving Parts Battle

Nov. 25, 2010by: Cherry Liquor

Every Thanksgiving (the American one) since I started this column, I've been doing something slightly apart from the norm. I've compared STAR TREK guys and princesses, mainly because I'm never sure how many of you are going to be able to sneak away from your 'rents table and get your eye candy for the day. As I was trying to come up with something different for this year, I started thinking about eating turkey and the battle which ensues over certain parts between my family members. So let's do a battle of the parts, mmm'kay? Bonus points if you can figure out which hottie these parts belong to.

Boobs

The breast. The white meat. The part we eat when we're trying to watch our fat and calories. Not that we count when we drizzle that meat heavily with gravy, right? While the breast meat might be the most predictable cut to go for once the bird's been dissected, it's a great staple for a reason. It's good for you.

Torso

The stuffing. What comes from the middle is what fills us up. Or what we indulge in from the fowl is what gives our bellies the sustenance they need to do battle with the family over the course of the rest of the day. It doesn't always have to be pretty, that which comes from the middle. But it sure doesn't hurt if it does.

Legs

Legs get far too little play. The dark meat, the utilitarian part of the creature which carry it from here to there, near to far. Legs do all the work and get far too little of the attention that is afforded to the whiter parts of beast. Those who choose the leg as their portion know what few others have caught onto. Darker the muscle, sweeter the meat? Yeah, something like that.

Which part is that which sustains you best?

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Extra Tidbit: I was surprised by last week's battle results, frankly. After hearing much ado about Lyndsy Fonseca, I was fully prepared to see her sprint away as the winner and not be third place finisher with 21% of the vote. She wasbested by Kaley! Kaley! Kaley! who received 31% of the vote and dominated by Alison Brie who took in nearly half of the total, with 48% of the vote.
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3:20AM on 11/25/2010
I know the ass is part of the torso, but I wish one of the options was ass cuz that would be my choice. Also if ass was an option we would get a picture of one. Sadly we don't. :(
I know the ass is part of the torso, but I wish one of the options was ass cuz that would be my choice. Also if ass was an option we would get a picture of one. Sadly we don't. :(
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6:57AM on 11/25/2010
I couldn't agree more!
I couldn't agree more!
4:44AM on 11/25/2010
I have to go with breasts. Legs come in 2nd and then torso.
I have to go with breasts. Legs come in 2nd and then torso.
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9:25AM on 11/25/2010

Boobs

I've always been a boob man, but legs are a very close second.
I've always been a boob man, but legs are a very close second.
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9:35AM on 11/25/2010
Boobs.
Boobs.
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10:06AM on 11/25/2010

boobs

no contest
no contest
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10:21AM on 11/25/2010

Boobs

This is a no brainer
This is a no brainer
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4:22PM on 11/25/2010
Damn!I keep looking at that Torso.
Damn!I keep looking at that Torso.
11:04AM on 11/25/2010

Legs

Also I'm pretty sure this is Blake Lively?
Also I'm pretty sure this is Blake Lively?
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11:15AM on 11/25/2010
Legs
Legs
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11:24AM on 11/25/2010

Boobs.

I'm an assman just like R.O.U.S. but for this week's BOTB's I'm a full fledged boob-dude.
I'm an assman just like R.O.U.S. but for this week's BOTB's I'm a full fledged boob-dude.
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12:02PM on 11/25/2010
The breasts but all the parts are equal in beauty.
The breasts but all the parts are equal in beauty.
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12:30PM on 11/25/2010
I forgot to guess who it is. I think it might be Bar Raefali?
I forgot to guess who it is. I think it might be Bar Raefali?
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4:17PM on 11/25/2010
Legs. Yup.
Legs. Yup.
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7:08PM on 11/25/2010

LEGS

While I appreciate Boobs, they're great in any size. Legs which are not too thin, not too meaty...but just right are truly a thing of beauty.
While I appreciate Boobs, they're great in any size. Legs which are not too thin, not too meaty...but just right are truly a thing of beauty.
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8:11PM on 11/25/2010
I don't play this game. All parts (including parts that aren't on this list) are equally delicious in varying shapes and sizes.
I don't play this game. All parts (including parts that aren't on this list) are equally delicious in varying shapes and sizes.
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8:16PM on 11/25/2010

legs

I'll take an order of legs to go.
I'll take an order of legs to go.
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9:55PM on 11/25/2010

Tenacious Tits...

Tits, Boobs, Jugs, Hooters, Knockers, Love Pillows, etc. What ever you call them, they are one of the main things that separates men from women. You know what the favorite part of a womans body is by how many names men have come up for it.

Need I go on?!
Tits, Boobs, Jugs, Hooters, Knockers, Love Pillows, etc. What ever you call them, they are one of the main things that separates men from women. You know what the favorite part of a womans body is by how many names men have come up for it.

Need I go on?!
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10:12PM on 11/25/2010

I've switched teams...

I used to be a pretty big "tit man", but over the years, I've moved over to the "ass man" side of things. These days, I play across the field with ass, legs and breasts... ;)
I used to be a pretty big "tit man", but over the years, I've moved over to the "ass man" side of things. These days, I play across the field with ass, legs and breasts... ;)
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11:32PM on 11/25/2010
Ass. I am a ass man.
Ass. I am a ass man.
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3:38AM on 11/26/2010

The stuffing

The stuffing, which I'm assuming means ass and hips, gets my vote. I love tits more than breathing though and legs are great too. Particularly the thighs.
The stuffing, which I'm assuming means ass and hips, gets my vote. I love tits more than breathing though and legs are great too. Particularly the thighs.
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11:01AM on 11/26/2010

All about...

It's all about the booty! The middle is so choice.
It's all about the booty! The middle is so choice.
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11:06AM on 11/26/2010
It's all good but above all else I am a leg man.
It's all good but above all else I am a leg man.
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2:13PM on 11/26/2010
Legs for sure.
Legs for sure.
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9:01PM on 11/30/2010
1. Ass.
2. Legs.
3. Boobs.
4. Torso.
1. Ass.
2. Legs.
3. Boobs.
4. Torso.
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