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Battle of the Babes #135: Jewish Babes

Dec. 16, 2010by: Cherry Liquor

Because I'm a silly Shikse, I miscalculated when Hanukkah was going on, missing the targeted 8th day by an entire week. Shande, I know. While the festival of lights might technically be over for 2010 already, I thought we could extend the love. So whether you choose to use your kop or your shmeckle, it's simple saichel that these three women are all Jewish babes. A big thanks goes to WalkAway who inspired & assisted on this week's battle.

Isla Fisher

So she's really a convert to the religion, but that doesn't make her any less Jew in the eyes of... Hmm, can't really use "lord" there, can I? Isla Fisher is fun and frisky, a great comedic actress with a lovely tuchis to boot. While it's widely accepted to be a pity that her fine self is committed to Borat, at least he's willing to share her with the rest of us.

Mia Kirshner

What is it about Jewish women that make them so dryly funny? Kirshner remains one of my favorite parts from NOT ANOTHER TEENAGE MOVIE because of her spot-on spoof of Sarah Michelle Gellar's character from CRUEL INTENTIONS. She's been schlepping through many popular television roles, probably the hot bed for most Jewish actresses, but I'm without judgment on those. I just know that she's far from being a meeskite.

Rashida Jones

Rashida Jones is another of the Jewish actresses who has had pretty good success with TV but it was the moment where she got Paul Rudd farblondzhet in I LOVE YOU, MAN that I really started paying attention. A long-standing misconception that Jewish women are difficult ladies to be in relationships with, Jones conveyed that she was actually the total opposite. Was it just a role? Sure. But something tells me it held a great deal of truth behind it.

Which Jewish babe makes you kvell the most?

Extra Tidbit: Brazilian blood seems to get everyone else's boiling. Last week's battle definitely had some fire behind it, pushing Moreno Baccarin to a narrow win, with 42% of the total vote but with Jordana Brewster close on her ass with 38% of the vote. Younger Brazilian babe Camilla Belle came in third with 20% of the vote.
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12:56PM on 01/05/2011

its a tie

cant choose between isla and mia......and if the world was a fair place i shouldnt have to....
cant choose between isla and mia......and if the world was a fair place i shouldnt have to....
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3:26PM on 12/30/2010
Still can't believe Rashida is Quincy Jones' daughter. So, in a street-fight, Rashida has Snoop Dogg on her side. I still can't figure why Natalie Herschlag isn't mentioned, but I guess she's too obvious.
Still can't believe Rashida is Quincy Jones' daughter. So, in a street-fight, Rashida has Snoop Dogg on her side. I still can't figure why Natalie Herschlag isn't mentioned, but I guess she's too obvious.
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9:39PM on 12/21/2010

Rashida Jones

Rashida just has this hidden sexiness to her!
Rashida just has this hidden sexiness to her!
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8:09PM on 12/20/2010

Isla Fisher

I Love this girl.
I Love this girl.
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2:35AM on 12/20/2010

Isla

Isla Fisher is sex on two legs! She clearly wins!
Isla Fisher is sex on two legs! She clearly wins!
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10:02AM on 12/19/2010

I guess..

...that having Natalie Portman as one of the contenders would have been too easy, huh? The landslide for that choice would be have been epic!

Still, I'm torn between Isla Fisher (loved her in "The Wedding Crashers") and Mia Kirshner, who's a fellow Canuck. Oh well, kosher sandwich with me as the meat is just as awesome!

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...that having Natalie Portman as one of the contenders would have been too easy, huh? The landslide for that choice would be have been epic!

Still, I'm torn between Isla Fisher (loved her in "The Wedding Crashers") and Mia Kirshner, who's a fellow Canuck. Oh well, kosher sandwich with me as the meat is just as awesome!

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5:29PM on 12/18/2010
Isla Fisher wins this one by a mile. She is hot!!
Isla Fisher wins this one by a mile. She is hot!!
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4:31PM on 12/18/2010

Close Call

Tough one. Gotta go with Rashinda, but you almost had me Isla
Tough one. Gotta go with Rashinda, but you almost had me Isla
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6:22AM on 12/18/2010

Isla Fisher

this is a no-brainer, Isla is by far, more beautifull and sexy than any of the others, and she has that something that most men look for in a woman :p hehehe
this is a no-brainer, Isla is by far, more beautifull and sexy than any of the others, and she has that something that most men look for in a woman :p hehehe
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1:48PM on 12/17/2010

First round knock out.

Mia Kirshner kills them both, no freakin' contest!
Mia Kirshner kills them both, no freakin' contest!
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12:22PM on 12/17/2010
It's gotta be Isla for me. Not a big fan of Mia, and while Rashida has the face, Isla has the whole package.

Now I'm just trying to figure out if you left Scarlette Johansen and Natalie Portman off the list on purpose or if you just didn't know (forgot?) they were Jewish. Or, you know, if those two would have been too easy.
It's gotta be Isla for me. Not a big fan of Mia, and while Rashida has the face, Isla has the whole package.

Now I'm just trying to figure out if you left Scarlette Johansen and Natalie Portman off the list on purpose or if you just didn't know (forgot?) they were Jewish. Or, you know, if those two would have been too easy.
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11:12AM on 12/17/2010

Rashida Jones

It was a toss up for me with Isla and Rashida...my deciding factor? Isla is a convert...not a "real" Jew...
It was a toss up for me with Isla and Rashida...my deciding factor? Isla is a convert...not a "real" Jew...
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9:34AM on 12/17/2010

Isla Fisher

For me, hardly a contest. She must be a minx in bed. I did find her funny in The Wedding Crashers.
For me, hardly a contest. She must be a minx in bed. I did find her funny in The Wedding Crashers.
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4:45AM on 12/17/2010

THESE ARE THE JEWS U CHOOSE?

not SCARLETT, NATALIE PORTMAN, MILA KUNIS, JENNIFER CONNELLY, EMMANUELLE CHRIQUI, ELIZABETH BANKS...

that having been said mia kirshner ftmfw
not SCARLETT, NATALIE PORTMAN, MILA KUNIS, JENNIFER CONNELLY, EMMANUELLE CHRIQUI, ELIZABETH BANKS...

that having been said mia kirshner ftmfw
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9:38AM on 12/17/2010
I understand your semitic rage over the choices but your suggestions have been used a couple of times already. They have to sit out for a while & let some of the bench players have a chance to shine on BOTBs.
I understand your semitic rage over the choices but your suggestions have been used a couple of times already. They have to sit out for a while & let some of the bench players have a chance to shine on BOTBs.
9:24PM on 12/20/2010
fair enough. just proud of my religion's babess
fair enough. just proud of my religion's babess
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11:20PM on 12/16/2010

Vote: Mia Kirshner

Converts, while good looking, shouldn't count.
Converts, while good looking, shouldn't count.
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10:57PM on 12/16/2010

Portman

you forget that the HOTTEST woman on the face of the planet is not only jewish but also Israeli.

Natalie Portman is one of the most talented actresses out there and definitely the hottest
you forget that the HOTTEST woman on the face of the planet is not only jewish but also Israeli.

Natalie Portman is one of the most talented actresses out there and definitely the hottest
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9:12PM on 12/16/2010
Rashida Jones.
I know she won't win. I'm not voting for her because she's the underdog. I'm voting for her because I genuinely find her the most attractive. Even though she won't win this contest, she wins to me.
Rashida Jones.
I know she won't win. I'm not voting for her because she's the underdog. I'm voting for her because I genuinely find her the most attractive. Even though she won't win this contest, she wins to me.
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8:37PM on 12/16/2010

Isla

Love her.
Love her.
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8:25PM on 12/16/2010

OY!

Can I have one of each?
Can I have one of each?
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6:40PM on 12/16/2010

ISLA ISLA ISLA

All three are great...but Isla is in a class by herself.
All three are great...but Isla is in a class by herself.
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6:00PM on 12/16/2010

Isla

I saw Isla Fisher and knew right away she was getting my vote. She's definitely one of my "A list" hotties.

I do like Rashida too... Maybe next time though.
I saw Isla Fisher and knew right away she was getting my vote. She's definitely one of my "A list" hotties.

I do like Rashida too... Maybe next time though.
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5:35PM on 12/16/2010

Isla

Isla Fisher all the way
Isla Fisher all the way
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5:31PM on 12/16/2010

isla

even tho she has zero taste in men
even tho she has zero taste in men
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3:49PM on 12/16/2010
Rashida Jones
Rashida Jones
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2:52PM on 12/16/2010
Isla
Isla
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1:42PM on 12/16/2010
None of the above.

Where's Bar Rafaeli and Moran Atias?
None of the above.

Where's Bar Rafaeli and Moran Atias?
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1:26PM on 12/16/2010

I'll takeIsla

Even though she's only Jewish by injection if you know what I mean. Love me some Mia too!
Even though she's only Jewish by injection if you know what I mean. Love me some Mia too!
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12:58PM on 12/16/2010
Isla
Isla
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12:57PM on 12/16/2010
Isla Fisher

But Mia is very close behind.
Isla Fisher

But Mia is very close behind.
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12:52PM on 12/16/2010
Isla.
Isla.
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12:48PM on 12/16/2010
Isla Fisher
Isla Fisher
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12:47PM on 12/16/2010
Isla, with rashida in a close 2nd
Isla, with rashida in a close 2nd
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12:44PM on 12/16/2010

Rashida Jones

But I think those are bad pics of Rashida and Mia. Both girls look way better than pictured here. If I hadn't watched Rashida on Parks and Recreation for a couple of years, than I might have voted for Isla too.
But I think those are bad pics of Rashida and Mia. Both girls look way better than pictured here. If I hadn't watched Rashida on Parks and Recreation for a couple of years, than I might have voted for Isla too.
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12:27PM on 12/16/2010
i got to go with isla. i'm a sucker for a redhead
i got to go with isla. i'm a sucker for a redhead
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11:47AM on 12/16/2010

isla

I'll take Isla, but I have loved Kirshner since Exotica. Tough battle.
I'll take Isla, but I have loved Kirshner since Exotica. Tough battle.
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11:43AM on 12/16/2010

Mia

I adora Mia Kirshner on The L Word.
I adora Mia Kirshner on The L Word.
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10:45AM on 12/16/2010

Mia

Damn shes hot.Well actually their all really hot.
Damn shes hot.Well actually their all really hot.
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10:39AM on 12/16/2010
Rashida Jones.
Rashida Jones.
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10:20AM on 12/16/2010

Is this even a contest?

Isla Fischer. Hands down.
Isla Fischer. Hands down.
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10:17AM on 12/16/2010
Isla Fischer.
Isla Fischer.
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10:02AM on 12/16/2010

Isla

Rashida is beautiful and so is Mia, but Isla has something that they don't.
Rashida is beautiful and so is Mia, but Isla has something that they don't.
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9:49AM on 12/16/2010

Fisher

Isla Fisher blows the others away. She is just stunning.
Isla Fisher blows the others away. She is just stunning.
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9:47AM on 12/16/2010
Isla Fisher
Isla Fisher
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9:46AM on 12/16/2010

Isla

Isla Fischer with Rashida a close second. Isla's adorable and hot all at the same time.
Isla Fischer with Rashida a close second. Isla's adorable and hot all at the same time.
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9:45AM on 12/16/2010

I'll go with Mia Kirshner,

because she's (a) smokin' hot and (b) Canadian. But I guess adding Natalie Portman would have been just too easy, hmmm?
because she's (a) smokin' hot and (b) Canadian. But I guess adding Natalie Portman would have been just too easy, hmmm?
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9:24AM on 12/16/2010

Isla

Because she's hot... That's all I got.
Because she's hot... That's all I got.
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9:05AM on 12/16/2010

Isla Fisher

I actually like the other 2 also, but when I saw Isla's name she had my vote hands down from the jump!! Absolutely gorgeous!!!
I actually like the other 2 also, but when I saw Isla's name she had my vote hands down from the jump!! Absolutely gorgeous!!!
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7:36AM on 12/16/2010

I'll go with...

Isla,I think its a redhead thing. But to tell you the truth, my fave Jewish women are Kat Dennings, Michelle Tractenberg, and Natalie Portman. Can we get a 6 way lez-off going here at least?
Isla,I think its a redhead thing. But to tell you the truth, my fave Jewish women are Kat Dennings, Michelle Tractenberg, and Natalie Portman. Can we get a 6 way lez-off going here at least?
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7:26AM on 12/16/2010

Mazel tov

Vote for Rashida. She gets hotter and hotter.
Vote for Rashida. She gets hotter and hotter.
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7:19AM on 12/16/2010
All 3 are stunning, but i have to go with isla... was not an easy decision.
All 3 are stunning, but i have to go with isla... was not an easy decision.
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7:02AM on 12/16/2010

Going Rashida...

That woman makes me shake to the core. Stunning...
That woman makes me shake to the core. Stunning...
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6:50AM on 12/16/2010
Ilsa, than Mia
Ilsa, than Mia
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6:49AM on 12/16/2010
My favorite is Isla Fisher, although I like them all.
My favorite is Isla Fisher, although I like them all.
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6:19AM on 12/16/2010
I'll go with Isla, with Rashida an incredibly close second. All of them are hotties, though.
I'll go with Isla, with Rashida an incredibly close second. All of them are hotties, though.
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4:24AM on 12/16/2010

Mia

Mia Kirshner
Mia Kirshner
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3:03AM on 12/16/2010

Rashida!

She is one of the most beautiful women in the world. Incredible legs on her.
She is one of the most beautiful women in the world. Incredible legs on her.
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