
Justin Timberlake is one lucky prick for being a former boy band member. I think about this when I see his haggard face lit up with that shit-eating grin, knowing exactly how much better he has it in life than the rest of the population. I'm not going to say that he wasn't good in THE SOCIAL NETWORK. He was good. To hell with that guy and his talent and money and women. Next week people are going to be donning green for St. Paddy's but thinking about JT's lot in life makes me green in advance.
Jessica Biel

Yeah, I know I used Jessica last week but I'm already on a Timberlake roll in my mind and it's impossible to overlook his girlfriend. While the tabloids have these two constantly breaking up - citing that he brought his mom as his Oscar date instead of Biel as a most recent example - the fact remains that Justin has hit that and will quit that when he's good and ready.
Olivia Munn

The mistress... Hell, regardless of whether the rumours are true behind the fling that JT supposedly had with Olivia Munn late last year, this is further proof that the man is flying circles above so many other famous men. Line up any of Tiger or Jesse's women and even if you're the biggest Munn hater you'll be fist bumping Justin in male bonding solidarity.
Amanda Seyfried

The co-star... Hitching his action hero aspirations to Amanda Seyfried while she's at her most fit and in the midst of being Hollywood's It Girl is the sort of timing that makes Justin that fortunate bastard that you hate to love. She's putting on a red wig and allowing JT to drag her all over in the upcoming NOW, slated for a release later this year. And who knows what else he's going to be putting on her.
Which is your favorite JT Cutie?










Can't choose
Jessica Biel
Jessica Biel
Biel
Olivia Munn
Munn
Easy.
CLOSE ONE , BUT.....
Munn
Amanda Seyfried!
seyfried
Biel
Biel
Jessica
Seyfried
Jessica Biel
Olivia Munn
It would've been Seyfried but she seems really skinny in pictures lately. That image above is one for the bank though...
Biel has never done it for me but I can acknowledge she's a beautiful chick.
It would've been Seyfried but she seems really skinny in pictures lately. That image above is one for the bank though...
Biel has never done it for me but I can acknowledge she's a beautiful chick.
Biel
Amanda
BIEL
justin
hes such a QT
hes such a QT
Biel.
Biel
Seyfried.
Without a doubt it's Biel.
It will be a very sad and ridiculous day if she doesn't win.
It will be a very sad and ridiculous day if she doesn't win.
Amanda Seyfried
Amanda!
Amanda Seyfried!